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Andrews

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About Me

I like a good laugh.I've just finished my degree in Modern History and Popular Culture - I really enjoyed it. I'm going to miss the lectures and the walks home and the essays - as boffin-like as that sounds! I awat my results.I work for ING Direct and it's quite a good laugh. Suffice to say there are some characters there. And that's a fact. There are some lovely poems in circulation.I like eating, reading, going to the gym (though i should always go more than I do.) I like the pub, and i'm sure i'll be even more fond of it now that smoking legislation is coming in. Good work. I'm obsessed with music and culture. I want to write a book one day.I won't be a door mat, so be warned.I hate rudeness.I hate dog shit on the pavement.I hate try-hards - get your own fucking identity!I like America's Next Top Model. Tyra Banks rules. Fact!Oh and Smash Hits was the best magazine of all time....
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My Interests

Music, the press, history, people, drinking, film, photography, popular culture, books, fast-living, fast-dying trends, cities, politics, comedy, magazines, religion, transport,games, retail (as an entity), brands, drainage systems and clay soil, model railways, Cheese and Onion falvoured chrisps, comedy, guide dogs (what a job...)...

I'd like to meet:

Jools Holland for starters...and then Gordon Brown could come in the room with his little red briefcase and make my day.Mr Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips. He's very attractive but apparently a tad short!

Music:

Late 70's-early 80's mainly, but I'm always up to date with new bands etc. I love Depeche Mode,Inxs,U2,The The, Neneh Cherry, The Smiths, The Clash,The Velvet Underground, Joy Division and New Order, Talk Talk, Ryan Adams,Blondie, Pink Floyd, The Arcade Fire,Richard Hawley, P J Harvey, Duran Duran, Crowded House (and Split Enz for that matter),Echo & The Bunnymen, ABC, The Cranberries, Bruce Springsteen (!), The Waterboys,The Human League, Suede, Madonna, China Crisis, Kate Bush, Mental As Anything, Orange Juice, Japan,The Fall, Franz Ferdinand, Pulp, The Specials, The Beat, The Police,I hope I don't start repeating myself... Adam and the Ants, Air, The Beta Band, The Beatles, The Pretenders,Blondie, XTC, Loose Ends, The Strokes, Utah Saints, The Pixies, The Happy Mondays,The Editors, Miss Kitten, Ladytron, Goldfrapp, Everything But The Girl, Suzanne Vega,The Primitives, Fischerspooner, Pulp, Ian Brown, House of Love, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club,Fiction Fcatory, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, The Kinks, The Cult,Janes Addiction,Propaganda, Massive Attack, Cocteau Twins, Prince, Chaka Khan, Daft Punk, The Departure,Maximo Park, Supergrass, Felt, Mansun, Embrace, Mary Lou Lord, Peter Gabriel,Squarepusher, Comsat Angels, The Teadrop Explodes, Sandoz, Oasis, PWEI, Alexander O'Neil,Yazoo, The Wedding Present, Ordinary Boys, The Beloved, Bomb the Bass, Kasabian, Kevin Shields,Transvision Vamp,Johnny Clegg, Icehouse, Hall and Oates, Lorraine, Strawberry Switchblade, The Killers,Kayne West, Haircut 100, The Breeders, Doves, Gwen Stefani, Girls Aloud, Tony Di Bart, Delays, Klaxons,Baz, George Michael, Go-Betweens, My Morning Jacket, The Sleepy Jackson, Hipsway, Bananarama, Tom Tom Club, Funk D'Void, Nick Cave, Nightcrawlers, Passions, B52's, Client, 101er's, Third Bardo, Grandmaster Flash and the Sugarhill Gang, Seelenluft, Stands, Cyndi Lauper, Dannii Minogue, Dot Allison, Planet Funk, PopGuns, Thompson Twins, Tears for Fears, We Are Scientists, Radio 4, Let Loose, Chicane, Orbital, John Barry, Angelfish, Hot Chip, Daniel Diamond, Adult, Cashflow, Stephanie Mills, Stefan Dennis (!), Rene and Angela, The Guillemotts (spelling?), The Spinto Band, Womack and Womack, The Small Faces, The Moody Blues...AYE.

Movies:

'Dumb & Dumber' is my favourite film of all time. It's fantastic. I love comedy. Other favourites include; Forest Gump, The Party, Anchorman, Startsky and Hutch, Jack & Sarah, Three Men and a Baby films (I'm serious!), Schindler's List, In The Name of the Father, Dirty Dancing, The Cable Guy, Kingpin, Working Girl, This is Spinal Tap, The Assasination of Richard Nixon, The Breakfast Club, Dogs in Space, All the Star Wars Films, ET, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Starsky & Hutch, Clerks, Blow, Rude Boy, The Princess Bride, Ghostbusters 1&2, Lost in Translation, The Royal Tennebaums...

Television:

I love big brother, despite how 'sad' people say it is! I love a good sitcom and comedy. My current favourite programmes at the moment are Curb Your Enthusiasm and the documentary Big Red Bus...and those of you who know me will undertstand why that is. Ha.

Books:

'Freaky Dancin' by Bez, Passion is a fashion - story of the Clash by Pat Gilbert - so good. 'Charlotte's Web' was a great book, plus all the Roald Dahl and Enid Blytons that I could lay my mitts on. 'What Katie did' et al were good books. Plus, I love a bit of Dickens, as so many of his books are brilliant social commentaries. Arabella Weir is a good author too, and Tony Parsons, Nick Hornby and finally...my favourite books of all time are the Susan Townsend, Adrian Mole diaries. Just brilliant, fantastically funny, mesmerisingly accurate and socially poignant. Great!

Heroes:

Matt Johnson (The The), Martin L Gore, Neil and Tim Finn, Bono, Chrissie Hynde, Debbie Harry, David Baily, Anton Corbijn, Karl Marx (shame it don't work in practice eh?) John Cusack, John Prezza Prescott (he likes curry sauce on his chips for fucksake!), Larry David, Trev & Simon, Nick Logan, Ricky Gervais, Vic and Bob, Harry Beck, Harry Ramsden (ha!), Tom, Dick and Harry...Tom Tit...

My Blog

santas sleigh

You may have noticed that in a bid to be somewhat seasonal i've gone for the old red colour to try and spruce up the blog. Cliched huh? Well at work the run up to Christmas is in full swing - competit...
Posted by Andrews on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:51:00 PST

lets get bladdered

Thank fuck it's Friday - got a whole weekend ahead of me after my driving lesson tonight. Thank god for that! Going to the pub later, have a few (starting to sound like Glen storey now) and then i'm ...
Posted by Andrews on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:50:00 PST

quizzage

Off to the pub quiz in a minute; we haven't won for a few weeks now, so really need to be spot on tonight and win some dollar for our American trip. As Rachel's dad never fails to tell us - 'if you do...
Posted by Andrews on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:32:00 PST

update - i’m rubbish lately

I really have become increasingly crap at keeping this blog up to date with all my comings and goings.   I'm still at ING Direct - which is nice, though to be fair my job is a little more intere...
Posted by Andrews on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:06:00 PST

The Purple Raincoat

Well, may i just say that I went and saw Prince at the Dome the other night and he was fantastic - so fucking good! Great muscians, obviouslt top tunes, and even Elton John made an apperance; talk abo...
Posted by Andrews on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:56:00 PST

quiz stuff

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?Sleeping, but the sun was shining in my eyes and my head was hurting from a night out on the lash.What were you doing 30 minutes ago?Helping my mum clear the d...
Posted by Andrews on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:15:00 PST

update

Quite literally, I haven't written on this bloog for a long time. I've been mainly working or this past week, i've been on holiday. Feeling ropey at the moment - bad chest and throat complaint so goin...
Posted by Andrews on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:01:00 PST

work

I haven't had ti time to write abything of late; bloody work has taken over. Everything's ok here at the moment. Nothing major to report, though had most of my hair chopped off. It feels really weird...
Posted by Andrews on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:20:00 PST

quiz shite

1. Who was the last person that made you laugh? My dad telling me not to look into the new bathroom mirror too often as the glass isn't toughened.2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?Trying...
Posted by Andrews on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:31:00 PST

drink

I've been drinking too much this week. I feel ropey now. It's been good fun though. Nice change from being sat stactic at my desk for hours on end... There's loads to say but i'm too knackered to say ...
Posted by Andrews on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:09:00 PST