But you know what scares me the most? When I can't fight it anymore, when it takes over, when I tota
About Me
Diamonds on my fingas, a couple on my toes, walk into the party and see so many hoes...
Can you werk wit dat? Can you werk wit dat?
My Interests
Anything obscure and not-yet-trendy, so I can be smug and pretentious when I tell people what my interests are.
Music:
DJ QUIK
Movies:
Porno.
Television:
Laguna Beach and The Hills, keep it real LA, yo.
Books:
The Ken Starr Report
Heroes:
Tom Cruise
My Blog
Blogs.
I haven't posted a new blog in quite some time. Nothing is new. I still love the pictures of the fat kids in my profile. They cause me a good chuckle everytime I see them.
Speaking of chuckles, you... Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
I would like it noted...
...that both Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera are now my friends.
Yes, you heard me right.
And why are they my friends? I'll tell you why. It was the Wilson Phillips that did it. Celebrity women... Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
Someday somebody's gonna make you want to...
...Turn around and say goodbyeUntil then baby are you going to let themHold you down and make you cryDon't you know?Don't you know things can changeThings'll go your wayIf you hold on for one more day... Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
Yes ladies, I'm single.
I just want all ladies out there to know that yes, as hard as it is to believe, I am single. As a matter of fact I have been single my whole life. One of you lucky myspace ladies could be the first pe... Posted by Randy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST