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jeffery

i eat bird shit

About Me

i look a lot older than i really am... i smoke crack, pot, and pocket lint when im broke. In the summer when i swim in the fishin hole, i put band-aids on me chest so no one be lookin' at me nipples.

My Interests

i like to smear glue on me hand and when it drys I try to pull it off all in one big flake. Afterwards i like to examine the flake.

I'd like to meet:

a china min

Music:

i only like listening to me tap my foot.

Movies:

never seen any... too poor, i only buy drugs and band-aids.

Television:

whaz zat?

Books:

the newspaper if i can read that day.