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Sir Paul

my god... I'm a tomato!

About Me


I have the tendency to switch in and out of an English (or Russian) accent mid-conversation, usually without realizing it.
I wrote a song about my car (Doris) and I sing it to her frequently.
I never have been and never will be Christian, but I LOVE gospel music.
I haven't eaten red meat in 11 years, but I wouldn't mind if you ate a big steak right in front of me and commented on how good it tasted. In fact, I'd probably find it amusing.
I've only seen one scene from The Wizard of Oz (guess which one)... and I haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies. *gasp*
I think black ants are cute.
My favorite words in the English language are "sardonic" and "naturally".
For the most part, I say "son of a Moses" instead of "son of a bitch". I don't know why.
I quote Eddie Izzard and Family Guy on a daily basis. I wouldn't stop it, even if I could.
My least favorite things in the world are heat, traffic, and the combination of those two.
oh... and I love frogs.

My Interests

Singing, Acting, Psychology, Sociology, Mythology, Photography, Astrology, Writing, Badminton, etc.

I'd like to meet:

this may be my favorite Family Guy moment ever. not sure though. I have many favorites.

Music:

Music:
Beth Hart, Aretha Franklin, Blues Traveler, Eva Cassidy, Etta James, Queen, Rilo Kiley, Stevie Wonder, Save Ferris, James Taylor, Melissa Etheridge, Alicia Keys, Natasha Bedingfield, Jill Scott, Sublime, Journey, Styx, and so many others.

Musicals:
The Fantasticks, Dreamgirls, Spamalot, Jekyll & Hyde, Little Shop of Horrors, Man of La Mancha, Starmites, Les Miserables, A New Brain, Rocky Horror, The Drowsy Chaperone, Songs For A New World, Last Five Years, and a few others.

Movies:

The Addams Family, American Beauty, Amelie, The Crying Game, Clue, The Emperor's New Groove, Batman Returns, Pan's Labyrinth, V For Vendetta, Eternal Sunshine, Young Frankenstein, Over The Hedge, Hot Fuzz, etc.

Television:

My television is used primarily for movies, other videos/DVDs, and videogames... but I try to catch all the new Family Guy episodes. And HEROES.

Books:

Timequake, Sirens of Titan, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Breakfast of Champions, Player Piano, Welcome to the Monkey House, Deadeye Dick, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim, Barrel Fever, Running With Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking, Possible Side Effects, Fahrenheit 451, Time Machine, Don Quixote, The Alchemist... and so on.

Heroes:

Don Quixote de la Mancha
&
Sol Zagato

My Blog

Doris lyrics

Dorismusic and lyrics by Paul Gordon - 2006Doris, you move meYou always know where I wanna goBut Doris, ooh baby, you confuse meYou're riding hot, then you wanna take it slowBut don't worry, DorisCaus...
Posted by Sir Paul on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:58:00 PST