Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Wendy.

Humor is the best thing in the world. Sarcasm, movie quotes, your mom contests, most things politically incorrect, inappropriate jokes are things I most enjoy about humor. I like to think I have, if only but a little, understanding and appreciation for most things. I’m fascinated by just about everything. I always want to know how things work. One of my favorite things to do is watch astronomy or science specials. I enjoy reading; majority of what I read is either non-fiction science/astronomy/physics books or science fiction. And not to say I understand all that junk I read, I just have a passion for it. I’m addicted to iTunes, Marilyn Monroe, makeup, diet coke, and Camel No.9 Menthol cigarettes. They’re disgusting, I know. I truly am preparing for the thought of quitting. I work a lot. I travel a lot for work. I’m pretty much always working. Other than that I’m quite the introvert outside of work and close friends’ company. I pay a lot for my phone and I rarely use it.
I don’t quite know what I’m aspiring for…I work my ass off at any job I have and dedicate my time and passion. So, I’ve gone through enough jobs I’ve been just short of addicted to and, I’ve come to a conclusion: I will not have a conclusion on my career as of yet. Although my jobs of the past 4 years have been in the construction (purchasing) industry, having the variety I’ve had is only broadening the horizons for settlement. Which is how I’ll plan college once I get the courage to go, I won’t decide on a major until I’ve learned as much I as can about every minor subject of my interest.