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Dub

Nothing's gonna change my world

About Me


You Are An ISFJ
The Nurturer
You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.
A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways.
In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.
You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for.
You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist. What's Your Personality Type?
I'm a simple man really...I love taters and long walks on the beach. Candles are nice; no sharp objects near my crotch please! I once entered a spelling bee just to say the word, "Fonky," only then spelled it "C.h.o.n.k.i.e." Spelling Bee's are nasty business, that's why I hate words...I'm dictating this to my midget named Walter. I found him in a Burger King parking lot. He smells fonkie in his wonkie chonkies. Snow makes me cry, but then again, water broke my heart in October, so that's possibly the problem. I love Freebirds, monkeys and own a legal document showing I have possession of John Travolta's soul...it's kinda itchy. Guess I shouldn't wear legal documents as skivvies. I send love letters to John Stamos asking why he never made a movie about Bob Sagat's addiction to candy corn and pigeon toed latino boys. He filed a restraining order against me...so now the Cruiser can't get within 100 yards or the attack poodles are released. I like the color Purple, but I hate Oprah. She stole my donkey Pedro from a bar in Seattle. If only Dempsey hadn't ordered all those shots, he could have gotten off his lazy ass and saved Pedro! I'm sure she's eaten him by now, that bitch. Now I'm sleepy, and if after reading this you still feel the need to talk to me, kudos to you

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet myself someday... I've heard that I'm a pretty nice guy.

Chuck Norris, that funny S.O.B.

Does anyone have Katherine Heigl's number?? GIVE IT TO ME!! In the immortal words of Wayne Campbell, "She will be mine...Oh yes, she WILL be mine."

; You scored as George O'Malley. You are the guy or girl next door, you are everybody's friend, you have no true enemies. You put your friends first and yourself last. You tend to hide your feelings, and avoid negative situations.

George O'Malley


100%

Meredith Grey


75%

Izzie Stevens


75%

Derek Sheherd


75%

Miranda Bailey


63%

Alex Karev


50%

Preston Burke


50%

Cristina Yang


50%
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Music:

I like all types of muzak. Anything with Mike Patton... I'd listen to someone blowing into one of those XXX jugs if I was really bored.

Movies:

The Fifth Element, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Little Miss Sunshine, The Crow... Way to many to list.

Television:

CSI Las Vegas (the best CSI EVER!!!), Lost, Criminal Minds, Psych,My Name is Earl and 24. Keiffer's the shit! The Scottish have to stick together...

Books:

The last novel I read was The Da Vinci Code. The last "book" was Transitions Throughout the Life Span. To sum it up, you're born then boom!! Yous'dead. Something happens in between that involves caramel and chocolate covered peanuts.

Heroes:

Stamos is all knowing...

My Blog

Lucky

About me? Well, I'm not one to really talk about myself. If you don't know me, I'm probably that shy guy just standing off by himself; the guy who may crack an occasional joke but doesn't really injec...
Posted by Dub on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:27:00 PST

"Chuck Norris...robot in disguise"

Facts about Chuck Norris Current mood: giggly Facts about Chuck Norris-----------------------------Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.There are no disabled people. Only peopl...
Posted by Dub on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:39:00 PST