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GDC

Oh, you know.

About Me

I speak a language! I enjoy long, romantic walks alone in the park, at night. You know, just stuff every guy likes, except Basketball, Baseball, Football, Hockey, women with HUGE BOOBS, Bruce Springsteen, or Jerry Bruckheimer movies. ..

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My Interests

Bottle rockets and orange drink. Going to Carousel! Homemade skin flicks featuring clay characters, "Stevie" and "Joey." ( One's a girl, homophobes!)Check Out My Portfolio!

I'd like to meet:

Kilgore Trout, Seth McFarlane. The Guy who made this background. It is from squidfingers

Music:

Of Montreal, Steely Dan, The Smiths, Ratatat, Cold War Kids, Hot Chip, Depeche Mode, Spoon, Ween, the Police, Led Zeppelin, The Decemberists, Air, Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, Chromeo, DeVotchKa, the Faint, Junior Boys, M.I.A., Serge Gainsbourg, Radiohead, Spoon, They Might Be Giants, TV on the Radio, and Jodeci.

Movies:

PeeWee's Big Adventure, Dr. Strangelove (particularly George C. Scott), so on and so forth, again and again, to and fro, where and when, who and how, what and why.Check Out My Portfolio!

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Family Guy, the Simpsons, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2021, Frisky Dingo, South Park, ATHF, anything either animated or absurd.

Books:

Anything by the guy that wrote that one book where this guy was murdered and this other guy went to find out who did it and while looking, stumbled upon something else that had something to do with an ancient object and a secret society or something like that. It was AWESOME!Check Out My Portfolio!

Heroes:

Doug Stanhope, David Cross, Dave Attell, the lady in this video for being the only person in this "politically correct" world to say it like it is. (aside form the comics above)

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My Blog

Brand-Spankin’ New Portfolio!!!

Hey, errrbody!I have a new website for my portfolio!I have decided to no longer deny my narcissistic tendencies (which I believe are some of my finest attributes), and went ahead and purchased www.gav...
Posted by GDC on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:34:00 PST

ellivsiuoL

I need to get out of here.This city(small town) has me claustrophobic.Nothing is new any more. Nothing has really changed.Sure, there has been much in the way of neighborhood development, shopping cen...
Posted by GDC on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:53:00 PST

My New Portfolio 4U2C!

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Posted by GDC on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:48:00 PST

The soul and name, it went.

It is good, when as for my father I am 3 years old, you went away from the house, and he did not leave many ma or to me, the guitar and I the drinking bout this is exactly old. Now I do not make the r...
Posted by GDC on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:38:00 PST

The white arrow goes where bitterly

There is a place where the sidewalk ends and before sort starts, and the grass is soft there, you are brought up white, and the sun magenta is bright there, you burn, and there as for the month bird i...
Posted by GDC on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:31:00 PST

Errrbody, Listen Up!

I don't know who honestly reads this blog-O'-mine, but If you are currently reading this (God bless your soul) I would like to ask for, what I believe to be, a rather small favor.Would you, kind soul,...
Posted by GDC on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

Tuberosities

I need a job. I would like a job. An internship would be fine, pero it must be paying, porque I need moneys.I love you all!Where is my fish?...
Posted by GDC on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:40:00 PST

I can has job?

I need a job.One in the field I wish to go into. Animal Husbandry. or advertising. Whichever comes first. (No pun intended)My number's 709-7Y5-6EL3, Computer file: 9-3
Posted by GDC on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

The Finals Countdown

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Posted by GDC on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST

Death by Crabs

It is your religion. Not mine.Did your God give men free will?If so, can I not choose for myself? Oh, I can't? Well, does that mean If I don't convert I will have to die?Fine, that sounds good. Call m...
Posted by GDC on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:48:00 PST