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I remember everything. I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. I was barely seventeen and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster, but I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel! I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster, but I do remember that it wasn't at all easy. It required the perfect combination of the correct power chords, and the precise angle from which to strike. The guitar bled for a week afterward and the blood was - ooh - dark and rich like wild berries. The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red. The guitar bled for about a week afterward but it rung out beautifully, and I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before. So, I took my guitar and I smashed it against the wall, I smashed it against the floor, I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader, I smashed it against the hood of a car, I smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson. The Harley howled in pain. The guitar howled in heat. And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom. Mommy and Daddy were sleeping in the moonlight. Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows, right up to the foot of their bed. I raised the guitar high above my head, and just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the centre of the bed, my father woke up screaming: "Stop! Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do you think you're doing? That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!" And I said "God dammit Daddy! You know I love you, but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!"
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I am 81% Metal Head.
.. I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the
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You Will Die at Age 46
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Music:

.38 Special, Accept, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Allman Brothers, America, Anthrax, The Beatles, The Bee Gees, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Blues Brothers, Boston, Buffalo Springfield, The Carpenters, Harry Chapin, Chicago, Eric Clapton, Joe Cocker, Alice Cooper, Cream, Damageplan, Danzig, Dio, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Derek & the Dominos, Dethklok, Dio, Dire Straits, Doobie Brothers, The Doors, Down, Bob Dylan, Eagles, Foghat, Foreigner, Peter Frampton, Grateful Dead, Guns N' Roses, Gwar, Heart, Jimi Hendrix, Billy Idol, Iron Maiden, Jethro Tull, Elton John, Journey, Judas Priest, Kansas, The Kinks, KISS, Led Zeppelin, John Lennon, Lordi, The Lovin' Spoonful, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manfred Mann, Don McLean, Meat Loaf, Megadeth, John Mellencamp, Metallica, Misfits, Montrose, Moody Blues, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Mott the Hoople, Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Elvis Presley, Prince, Quiet Riot, Queen, The Righteous Brothers, Rolling Stones, Santana, Scorpions, Bob Seger, Frank Sinatra, Skid Row, Simon & Garfunkel, Spinal Tap, Bruce Springsteen, Steppenwolf, Steve Miller Band, Styx, Supertramp, George Thorogood, Twisted Sister, Van Halen, Vixen, Joe Walsh, Whitesnake, The Who, Wings, Frank Zappa, ZZ Top... i know i left some out, but this gives you an idea.

Movies:

Ghostbuser (I and II), First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Part II, Rambo III, Gremlins (I and II), Goonies, Stand By Me, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tommy, The Wall, Frosty The Snowman, Die Hard, Die Hard II: Die Harder, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Akira, Wayne's World (I and II), Jay and Silent Bob Strike, Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope, Return of the Jedi, Mallrats, Clerks, Revenge of the Nerds, Waiting, Mobile Suit Gundam (I,II, and III), Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Pat Garret and Billy the Kid, Blues Brothers, Lethal Weapon (I, II, III, and IV), Braveheart, Terminator, Terminater II: Judgemnet Day, Terminator III: Rise of the Machines, Dazed and Confused, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, Dogma, Predator, Commando, Stripes, Fists of Fury, Chinese Connection, Return of the Dragon, Game of Death, Enter the Dragon, Rumble in the Bronx, Super Cop, Police Story, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I, II, and III), Evil Dead (I and II), Army of Darkness, Farscape: Peace Keeper Wars, Highlander, Up in Smoke, Still Smokin', Nice Dreams, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie, Highlander III: Final Dimension, Highlander: End Game, Beavis & Butt-Head Do America, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, Caravan of Courage, Battle for Endor, and... well, i guess that's enough for now...

Television:

Highlander, Beavis & Butt-Head, Family Guy, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cowboy Bebop, Sealab 2021, South Park, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Metalocalypse, Jeopardy, The Screen Savers, Married With Children, Farscape, X-Play, Mobile Suit Gundam, Quantum Leap, Hannah Montana, Degrassi, FLCL, MacGuyver, GI Joe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters, My Name is Earl, Sesame Street, and other assorted ass-kicking tv shows.Celebrity Jeopardy

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