Army of Dorkness |
No blog updates in months? Who cares- not me. But it is October, which means Halloween is almost here. A time when we can dress up and unleash our inner child/demon/Teen Wolf. A time when people seem ...
Posted by Derrico13 on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST |
Dammit, Janus! |
Ah, an early vacation....in April even. A time to get away before the hectic summer schedule I always seem to get stuck with. A week with nothing to do but relax, get some sun, and do a little late ni...
Posted by Derrico13 on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST |
Hey lady, where you going with a head like that? |
Laziness is awesome, unless it's personified in some sort of goblin creatures who jump you when you're trying to relax and not take care of infants. Yeah, we all love musical numbers written by David ...
Posted by Derrico13 on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:49:00 PST |
In space, no one can hear you scream |
Competitions can be fun, especially when there's no prize involved, just a possibly made-up (but no less meaningful) title of sorts. Hopefully I can stay "in the game", as it were, without letting my ...
Posted by Derrico13 on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:09:00 PST |
We're not using the "Zed" word |
Hordes of the undead and taxes.....it can't get any better than this. The only option is to grab the W-2s and an object to smash brains with; in this case a hockey stick. The backwards hat is a b...
Posted by Derrico13 on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:37:00 PST |
We're gonna need a bigger boat |
Sometimes you ignore problems untill they swim up and bite you on the ass! That's the magic of Procrastination; it's always there for you while you're breaking into an orphanage to steal their Christm...
Posted by Derrico13 on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 09:08:00 PST |
Night of a million, zillion ninjas. |
Can't I eat dinner in peace without being interrupted? No matter what time it is, something always comes up - phone call, earthquake or some lackeys looking for some kind of revenge for their former m...
Posted by Derrico13 on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:02:00 PST |
Even I get boarded sometimes. |
I don't like people telling me how to do my job. Constructive criticism is bad enough, but obvious suggestions and blatant orders from people who are my intellectual inferiors is outrageous. If the Em...
Posted by Derrico13 on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:56:00 PST |
World 1-4 |
So I'm trying to save this Princess, right? I'm running through icy wastelands, hopping around in sewers, swimming in dangerous waters, jumping on turtles and smashing bricks with my FACE all to find ...
Posted by Derrico13 on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:30:00 PST |
