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About Me

The reviews are in.....heres just a smidge of what my friends think of me
Your so Funny!- Renner
So I have watched "What What" on Reiber's page probably a hundred times. YOU ARE A GENIUS. I sing it at work under my breath.- Emily
You are pretty much the funniest bitch I know! I love my Marisa! - Val
"50 bucks says this bitch wears beautiful is the best" you totally made me laugh outloud hard on that one. â€“Des
Yes, well, as previously stated, you rock my face COMPLETELY off. See that over there? Yeah, way over there? That's my face. That's how far you rocked it.
My Face--- . â€“Jessie
DAT BITCH IS A HATER FO LIFE!! WORD! MARISA IS THE SHIZNIT. SO SAYS THE CARROT. BOOYA!!! -Dave
You have a freakishly good memory.-Reiber
You make a Freakin' GREAT cup of coffee!!You are my Buddy! It takes your laughing and my laughing to make it the true laughing! Love you.-Jamie
You are so nasty! ms marisa if you're nasty!-Vanessa
Yes its true, I am a professional two time MVP Hater and a rookie Long Distance hater, so if you try and step to me, you best pump your brakes.
Pet Peeves: I have MANY but here is a small list, in no specific order....
1. I hate Precious Moments figurines and clowns scare me, so just don't, ok, just do not!
2. I realize imitation is thge sincerest form of flattery, but it bugs me when people go out of their way to blatantly steal off me: nicknames (are you that much of a loser that you cant get your friends to come up with one for you? Get an original one dipshit and quit beating a dead horse by repeating the one and only funny thing youve ever said. It wasn't funny the first time, a comedian you aren't so quit trying to work it into every god damn conversation/comment.)
3. Sweaty cheese
4. Bad poetry and the punk ass bitches that write it!
5. Socks with sandals
6. Wearing nylons/tights/socks with open toed shoes
7. Desparate Debbies (and you know who you are, but if there is any question, refer to #2)
8. Creepy Bindi Irwin.. ..shudder!
I like high brow and low brow humor and I will laugh at my own self as much as I laugh at others. In fact I think laughter truly is the best medicine, especially the kind that makes you shake and cry and lose your breath while making your face hurt. I like run-on sentances. In the end, laughter and love of friends, what more could you ask for?
As I stumble through this life, help me to create more laughter than tears, dispense more cheer than gloom, spread more cheer than despair.
Never let me become so indifferent, that I will fail to see the wonders in the eyes of a child, or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged.
Never let me forget that my total effort is to cheer people, make them happy, and forget momentarily, all the unpleasantness in their lives.
And in my final moment, may I hear You whisper: â€œWhen you made My people smile, you made Me smile.â€
-Anonymous-
We all know how much I hate clowns, the garden variety big shoe, crazy car, makeup wearing, crazy ones, but funny people are something I treasure. Im not a real "laugh out loud" kind of gal, but when something strikes me as funny and I do LOL, you my friend have earned your stripes! I always laugh when I see old Chris Farley sketches on SNL or his movies, lord Tommy Boy slays me. But I got to saw I cried like a bitch when he died. He used to keep the Clowns Prayer in his wallet and during his memorial service, that prayer was read. This for me is what life is about: making someone smile and forget their troubles, even if its for only a moment. I tear up just thinking about it. Make fun of it if you want, I really don't care, but to be able to make people laugh is truly a special gift. Which Dazed and Confused Character Are You?
You are Darla Marks. You are a 1st class B.I.T.C.H.! You love to make insubordinate freshman's lives a living hell, smack guys on their asses, drink beer, and gossip.
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My Interests

I love being a makeup artist, even though I have been a slacker lately, it is my first love. It is something that I have loved since I was a kid and tried to make my grandma look like Madonna. (I even drew a rosary on her neck with eyeliner.) Of course when I saw House of Style for the first time, it was all over, I was in love. The best part about makeup is that, although you can be taught some techniques and styles, it is art, you have to have the love of it and that truly is something you cannot learn. Way Bandy and Kevyn Aucoin are def in a league of their own and my personal heroes when it comes to artistry.
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Life and Death, energy and peace, if I stopped today it was fun, even the terrible pains that have burned me and scarred my soul. It was worth it for having been allowed to walk where I've walked. Which is hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, under, far in between, through it, in it, over and above.

The Mitford girls the Mitford girls I love them for their sins!

Im gonna be.. when I grow up.

I love him.

"A friend is someone who sings your heart's song back to you when you have forgotten the words."

Music:

Last Good bye by Jeff Buckley is a genius song from a genius man...I love The Smiths and Morrissey of course , Violent Femmes, Blondie, Little Feat, The Pistols, Gwen Stefani, Blackalicious, The Clash, Madonna, the Beatles, Janes Addiction, Human League, Social Distortion, yes I am a Duran-y (who doesnt love Duran Duran),AC DC, Prince, Yaz, The Cure, Pretenders, The Kinks, Monique Powell , Barenaked Ladies (except for that Chickety China the Chinese Chicken song),Grateful Dead, Beach Boys (anything by Brian Wilson is amazing but I feel silly listening to the 'car tunes', I drive a piece of shit car and have never had fun fun fun till my daddy took my t-bird away). Hall and Oates (dont even try),Pussycat Dolls, Fog Hat, Black Eyed Peas , P-funk, Billy Joel, Paul Simon, k-ci and jo jo, Mamas and Papas, Martina McBride, Dixie Chicks and fuck you if you can't handle that, Allison Krauss, Hank, Johnny Cash,Dr.Dre, Snoop, Tribe Called Quest, Uncle L, B.I.G, Tupac, 3rd Bass , De La Soul, OutKast. Chicago, Sinatra, Motley Crue, Elastica, Butthole Surfers, Sublime, old school Mix a-Lot, Liz Phair, Sonic Youth....gimme some rockabilly, punk, rap or biker music and I can roll.

Movies:

Vanilla Sky("The sweet is never as sweet without the sour") , Moulin Rouge ,Chicago , A Bronx Tale ("Sonny had five fingers but he only used three"), CLUE ("Flames... Flames on the side of my face... Breathing... Breathless... Heaving breaths..." -Mrs. White), When Harry Met Sally (Sally: Just let it lie, OK? Harry: Great! Let it lie. That's my policy. (They get into the car.) That's what I always say. Let it lie. Want to spend the night in a motel? (She glares at him.) You see what I did? I didn't let it lie. Sally: Harry - Harry: I said I would and I didn't...I went the other way...What?), Trainspotting , Pretty In Pink ("I was a blind fool!), Better Off Dead ("Twoooooo dollars!"), Life Is Beautiful, Hope Floats, Meet the Parents ("I dunno Id have to be pretty high" "I bet, Panama Red"), Dazed and Confused, A Mighty Wind, Notorious C.H.O., Beaches, Steel Magnolias, Almost Famous, Office Space, Boogie Nights Clueless, Parent Trap (both versions, but Hayley Mills is my fave), Zoolander, Mean Girls, Sweetest Thing, Girl Interupted, Napolean Dynamite , Romy and Michelles Highschool Reunion, Dodgeball, Man On The moon, Half Baked, Desperately Seeking Susan, Eyes of Tammy Faye, Zoolander, Return to Me, So I Married An Axe murderer. How could I forget Anne of green Gables and Anne of Avonlea and if you even try to hate on those movies, you're nothing but a cold hearted, triflin hater! The Breakin movies , Marie Antoinette The Break Up was pretty much hysterical, do you love that Ralphie is in it ? "Id sooner hang myself with waxed dental floss!" I like dumb movies, smart movies, pointless movies, but especially mafia movies!

Television:

Some of the listed are for sheer amusement, like a train wreck, if you have any sense I betcha can weed those ones out...KIDS IN THE HALL!!!!!! , Growing Up Gotti (Gasp and swoon), Ab Fab ,The Soup, Girls next Door I just bought the DVD of Season One, Viva La Bam, Laguna Beach, Chappelle Show (Fuck Yo Couch!), Simple Life, Sex and the City (Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse? Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket. ), True Hollywood Story, Biography, Behind the Music, Simpsons, Newlyweds (whatever), Cat House ( yes its true Felix caught Jay and I shedding tears when Airforce Amy left), Blowout (funny, Jonathan Antin used to cut my friend Jays hair at a mall in LA, but surprisingly fails to cop to working in a mall on his bio.) Im also a closet Dog the Bounty Hunter fan. I love old episodes of Lonely Planet, anything on the History channel, the original Frontier House on PBS, Threes Company, Cosby Show, Facts of Life and especially the Golden Girls. I just started watching the Sopranos and love it, why did I not watch this before?? Campus Ladies (STEVIE NICKS! STEVIE NICKS! STEVIE NICKS, and the craziness that is the Flava of Love (big up to Hoopz and Delishis) are also new favorites. I like to watch documentaries on ghosts and while I love old Unsolved Mysteries episodes, I have to watch it with someone else around or at least in the day time or I will scare myself silly- which is code for sleeping with one eye open! I also get a sick thrill from watching Maury Povich Paternity Test Results...example Has anyone seen My Super Sweet Sixteen? Tiara Girls? The Hills? Whats up MTV? Did you get the memo about addictive reality t.v.?

Books:

In no particular order...Hollywood Babylon, Mitford Family album, Life of Contrasts, Hons and Rebels, A Talent to Annoy, American Way of Death, Hot Toddy, From here to fraternity, the Preppy Handbook, Idiot Letters, Live From New York, Im The One That I want, Philestines at the Hedgerow, By All Means Keep On Moving ( I never knew Marilu Henner was so dammn funny!), How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, Hollywood Haunted.....pretty much am a fan of biographies, ghosty thangs, gossipy thangs and clever thangs too.

Heroes:

and of course all my friends who have been through it!

My Blog

Sloths versus Servers

The Plight of Those In Customer ServiceI had an interesting conversation recently with a group of friends of mine. My friends, Jay and Felix, went out on valentines day with their neighbor Sheila to t...
Posted by The Infamous Mo on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:34:00 PST

Have you ever wanted to just bite someone?

Have you ever had a shitty shitty day where you just want to bite someone hard, like a dog, and then shake them?This dumb bitch that works as a temp in our Portland office (A TEMP!!!) called me last w...
Posted by The Infamous Mo on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:29:00 PST

Crappy Childrens Art

The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other...
Posted by The Infamous Mo on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:40:00 PST

Oh dear sweet James!

Jamie: Why didn't he put a picture on his profile? Marisa: Because..hes a..stupid fucking piece of shit! Jamie: (silence) Jamie: Maybe you should specify that your talking about myspace next to...
Posted by The Infamous Mo on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

Funniest Quotes EVER!!

new years.......Felix: jimmy legs, jimmy,Oh jimmy legs, when you coming back again Me, asking the ever tearful Jay: Oh didn't that song make you cry once?Felix: What song was that? "Happy Birthday" Fe...
Posted by The Infamous Mo on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST

You call yourself a friend? Read, laugh and comment

a few of the best quotes ever assembled by me Me regarding my friends ability to alienate friends by being sexy:" Be prepared to lose more friends, you'll be fucking her in 5 months!" Barb: (hol...
Posted by The Infamous Mo on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:04:00 PST

Fast cars and fast women...sorta

I have had an entertaining couple of days. Funny things first. As you may know, Christine is not long for this world and I have been actively seeking a new vehicle. Because I work up in Portland once ...
Posted by The Infamous Mo on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 07:16:00 PST

New Quotes

Jamie and I in front of the movie theatre, looking at the poster for the Antonio Banderas movie "Take the Lead". She gives me her synopsis of the movie and shakes her booty doing a demonstration. Red ...
Posted by The Infamous Mo on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:36:00 PST