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Valarie

If anyone orders a merlot, Im fucking out of here!

About Me

Iam lots of fun! I like to meet new people and travel when I can. Although I haven't really found a place I'd like to call home, I am certain that someday I will find somewhere I truly love. I work hard at meaningless jobs that get me from paycheck to paycheck and afford me the things I love most...good wine(cheap is what I meant)and male prostitutes. (thats not a joke) I have been told by many that my laugh is infectious. I take pride in that because there is nothing more fulfilling than knowing you have made someone else smile. I love my family dearly and I hold my true friends close to my heart. It takes alot to piss me off but when I am, watch out....because I will make passive aggressive comments until I am blue in the face! Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

My Interests

I love to dance,sing when nobodys around,take naps,text message, practice my sweet kung fu moves, watch movies,drink wine,smoke camels,make fun of midgets,cook.(my meatloaf kicks your meatloafs arse!)I used to like to work out,but now its just a headache.I also love children very much and would like to think I have a knack with them.I love the beach,talking shit, boy short panties, Monster Truck races, when my nose itches, corn on the cob, button fly jeans, college football,peanut butter filled pretzels, red wine sauce,IKEA, getting the giggles, butterfly kisses, shoes that look like slippers, plucking my eyebrows and being tickled until I pee a little.

I'd like to meet:

Steven Speilberg, Conan O'Brien, Hulk Hogan, Jackie Chan, King Kong, Jack Black, Michael Flatley(Lord of the Dance...as if you didn't know), Your Mom, Anyone who has a mullet and wears it well.

Music:

Just about anything...The Cure, Billie Holiday, Beck, The Deftones, LIVE, Janes Addiction, Candlebox, Dave Mathews Band, Tegan and Sara, Dolly Pardon, Cat Stevens, John Denver, Type o Negative, ELVIS, Oh Brother Where...soundtrack, Vanilla Sky soundtrack, Resevoir Dogs soundtrack, Iron Giant soundtrack, Static-x, Frank Sinatra, Steve Winwood(yeah I said it), Phil mutha fuckin Collins, The English Beat, Dido, Randy Travis, Chris Issack, Marvin Gaye, Cowboy Junkies, Black Crowes, Left Of Centre:-) Tom Petty ...the list goes on and on and gets even more wacky and embarrassing I assure you.

Movies:

Harold and Maude, King Kong, Paper Moon, Jaws, Indiana Jones-The Temple of Doom(duh), Dirty Dancing(duh again), The Big Lebowski, Seven, Dumb and Dumber, The Neverending Story, Office Space, History of Violence, To Kill a Mockingbird, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, The Crow, Empire Records, Detroit Rock City, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Resevoir Dogs, Stay, Vanilla Sky, Superman Returns, Napoleon Dynamite, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Forrest Gump, to name a few...

Television:

Greys Anatomy, The Office, Friends, Andy Milonokis, Conan, American Idol, Top Chef, The Simpsons.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Prophet, The Bluest Eye, Of Mice and Men, Othello, Lolita

Heroes:

My parents, Walt Disney, Eglebert Humperdink....or whatever the guys name is that came up with IKEA, Melissa Lovemark, Charles Shaw, Tony Wimberly.

My Blog

A public apology for Drunk My-Spacing

I wanted to take this opportunity in the few hours before I head off to bed to apologize to all of my dear My-Space friends for a new hobby I have aquired...I call it, "Drunk My-Spacing" and though I ...
Posted by Valarie on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

Today, I punched an 8 year old.

So I was asked to go on a filedtrip with my nephew Tristain, which for the record was alot of fun. The kids were so cute, and for the most part quite interested in what the 187 year old woman had to s...
Posted by Valarie on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:32:00 PST

A random thought...The Wonder Years.

What the hell happened to that show, The Wonder Years? I often refer to how I grew up with Winnie and Kevin, which may or may not be true considering I am pretty sure I was always watching re-runs...e...
Posted by Valarie on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:09:00 PST

My valentine...

I have hated Valentines Day for the past few years. Completley boycotted the holiday because I think it's super gay. The last good Valentines day I had was in the 6th grade when a dude I had a cr...
Posted by Valarie on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST

Camel No.9

Just a heads up for all you girl smokers,or men who are secure with your sexuality...Ok I know its gross and disgusting(not to mention bad for your health)but Camel has come up with the cutest cigaret...
Posted by Valarie on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

I got barfed on, a love story.

So last night I had a little get together. Little meaning four people. We were drinking cheap wine and having a great time and before we knew it we had watched the newest episode of Greys anatomy and ...
Posted by Valarie on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:30:00 PST