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Kuuutch

My $36 parking ticket for your $36 life.

About Me

I’m smart, funny, attractive, and wonderful. I'm handsome, mysterious, sophisticated, and clean shaven. I have an excellent sense of fashion, perfect haircut, immaculate skin, and a manly voice. I'm attentive, have an endless bank account, artistic, and sauve. I'm modest, goal-oriented, and a champion. I'm also heroic, brave, and muscular. I have perfect abs, strong legs, and defined pectoral muscles. I'm energetic, enthusiastic, friendly, and outgoing.

My Interests

Standing in line at the grocery store and reading the National Enquirer. Eating plain lettuce. Mangos in a jar with light syrup. Rock and Roll!

I'd like to meet:

I have a phobia of sunburns and most food items. So unless there is a large supply of sunblock and water, I'd prefer to meet in the dark without food.

Music:

Touch My Rash, Ramones, AC/DC, Damone, Hot Snakes, Hives, Rise Against, Misfits, Minor Threat, Carlos Montoya, Twisted Sister, Van Halen, Dictators, Beatles, Cradle of Filth, Country Bears, Donnas, Death By Stereo, Guitar Wolf, Kiss, Modern Lovers, Electric Frankenstein, New Bomb Turks, Unseen, Sleater-Kinney, Offspring, Tool, AFI, Distillers, could go on forever...

Movies:

Country Bears, T2, Pulp Fiction, School of Rock, Rock N' Roll High School, Beyond the Mat, American Movie, Bill and Ted, Weekend at Bernies, Old School, Mean Girls, Revenge of the Ninja, Dumb and Dumber, Fists of Fury, Lord of the Rings, Napoleon Dynamite, Dogtown and Z-Boys, Spinal Tap, Detroit Rock City, Ramones: An American Band, Metallica: Some Kind of Monster, Reservoir Dogs, Kurt and Courtney, Point Break, Total Recall, Filth and the Fury, Jim Garrison Tapes

Television:

The Office, 30 Rock, Behind the Music, Bands Reunited, That '70s Show, King of the Hill, Frontline, Nova, All the "Top 100" music shows.

Books:

Bargain bin.

My Blog

TOUCH MY RASH music video!

We hand made this one out of clay!Check out this video: Touch My Rash presents Single By Choice ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Kuuutch on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:58:00 PST

All you need to know about guitar!

What a shock to learn that everything I know about playing guitar is covered in the Power Chord section of the Hello Kitty Guitar Players Club! Anyone who want to learn guitar should read that section...
Posted by Kuuutch on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:41:00 PST

Retirement

I've been watching Frontline on TiVo. Here's what you need to know:People in their 20s and 30s need to know if you're not putting away at least 15-20 percent of your gross income in some sort of retir...
Posted by Kuuutch on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

Watch me, I'm attractive!

Here's a short movie my sister Loria made. It's kinda bizarre. It's five minutes, so if you got five minutes to spare, check it out! http://web.mac.com/llk/iWeb/Site/BTAGF.html...
Posted by Kuuutch on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:08:00 PST