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Jasmin-a go go For Obama

About Me

Hey, uhm, I'm Jasmina. Exported from Sweden, imported to America. yeah... I've been here for 2-plus years now. In other words, the process of americanization is completed. However, I will remain partially Swedish because that will somewhat justify any strange behavior of mine. Anyway, I live here together with my not-so-evil twin sister anna.maria and our sidekick Billy the drag. And, uhm, that's it... hey, BTW, you are more than welcome to stop by for a party, any time, any day. Just bring Carlsberg beer, two packs of cigarettes, and one fabulous-looking wig! yeah...
The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams.
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams.
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams,
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
As silence drowns the screams.
Between the iron gates of fate,
The seeds of time were sown,
And watered by the deeds of those
Who know and who are known;
Knowledge is a deadly friend
When no one sets the rules.
The fate of all mankind I see
Is in the hands of fools.
Confusion will be my epitaph.
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back
And laugh.
But I fear tomorrow Ill be crying,
Yes I fear tomorrow Ill be crying.

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Beautiful creatures and perfect mutations

My Blog

Pre Election Day Blog

Dear American citizens who are 18 years or older, You don't know how incredibly lucky you are to have voting rights. You--yes, every single one of you--can actually make a difference in this...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:16:00 GMT

How to cure boredom

Dear myself. I am bored. Actually, I was bored. That is until I realized I could browse through my friends list and:   A: delete annoying people (sorry, but you f-ing deserve it, ha!) B: send cr...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:07:00 GMT

The Ultimate Challenge: voting?

Okey, here's what this creature from Sweden has done today:1) Procastinated (yeah, I can never do things on time).2) Masturbated (Actually not today. I lied. But I'm an advocate for this activity).3) ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:28:00 GMT

When masturbations lost its fun..

Yeah, that's when you know it's time to go to Sweden.. Not really.. hey, you should all know that is a song quote. Not the Swedish part but this blog entry's headline. Anyway, it IS time to ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:58:00 GMT

Jasmina is a rock n roll auntie

Yeah, so, today, I became an auntie for the second time. My brother called me immediately. My first thought was, "'Why the hell are you calling me at 7 a.m. on a f-ing sunday!?" But when he informed m...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 08:04:00 GMT

The something-oclock news with Jasmina

Today I was revisiting the newsroom, which I ruled with a hand of steel this past spring semester. It's the same old newsroom where my journalistic career started. Yeah, it felt good. I love the newsr...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:01:00 GMT

The American Word Disease

Okey, here's the thing Americans, you have got to stop abusing your language. You're driving me.... sane.... Not good. Yeah... so my parents just visited for 10 days. Well, actually, they left like a ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Attention All American Friends of Mine

My phone is fucked up so I can't access any phone numbers, I can't recieve msgs or calls, and I can't dial or text. Meaning, I'm screwed. So, PLEASE, all of you who get creepy msgs from me on a regula...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 23:10:00 GMT

Like a rock.. Like a planet.. Like a f-ing [censor]

Hey everybody who cares to read this. Today I'm feeling pretty happy. I've been spending most of my day, watching the most beautiful man in the world doing the ultimate American facial expression...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Jasmina used to walk on air

Or perhaps it was water. Yeah, halelujah! that was me, crossing the pacific ocean on my way to the promise land to have some of that famous red wine. Or.. wait a minute, did I get two really good...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:30:00 GMT