Cease Fire |
I work 2 cubes away from a girl who was involved in the shooting in Jonesboro, Arkansas in 1998. Her best friend, Paige, was among the 4 children and one teacher killed. We had stumbled up...
Posted by Jessalynn on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:27:00 PST |
Does Father know best? |
Last Monday, the man and I decided to head to Lincoln Square on our day off as we are wont to do. We stopped into Quake as usual so that I could buy a few little toys (Lt Yar and Data if you car...
Posted by Jessalynn on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:10:00 PST |
Maybe HE'S an Alien. |
We had a free session with a personal trainer today. (Karla flirted her way into it.)
One of the machines he trained us on was the pull up machine. I got on first and he told...
Posted by Jessalynn on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:47:00 PST |
I hope your babies have rabies |
I'm sitting at US Cellular waiting for them to fix my phone. It's me and 9 other women. (Ok I didn't count but it was a lot so shut up and let me talk ok?)
A woman walks in with her little...
Posted by Jessalynn on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:49:00 PST |
Like a cross. Only pretty! |
So I've had 2 dozen long stem red roses at my desk for, like, a long time now. Today I decided to take them home because everybody kept asking me what they were for, and the phrase "Guilt F...
Posted by Jessalynn on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:29:00 PST |
A quail of a tale |
So the other day, a pigeon happened to fly INTO THE SIDE OF MY FACE. I was just walking off the train platform onto the sidewalk and *POOSH*. It was amazing, really. I laughed all th...
Posted by Jessalynn on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:42:00 PST |
I did this for Michelle. You hear me, Michelle? |
once youv'e been tagged you can not retag someone.
you must write 10 secrets/weird facts/ or talents about yourself. once you write your list you must pick 10 others to tag. you must wirite "tag,your ...
Posted by Jessalynn on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:00 PST |
My first penis envy |
Nuff said. My friend George Spelvin* just wrote me this message:
"Ready for your dirty laugh for the day, and maybe even the week? About a week ago, give or take a few days, I got really ...
Posted by Jessalynn on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST |
Congratulations, it's a nubbin! |
Yesterday was not the best. As I've whined to you before, I'm so freaking busy because my "promotion" actually means I have two jobs now instead of one. On top of that, Scout is sick AGAIN...
Posted by Jessalynn on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST |
Vote Quimby |
When I got my driver's license in March, the woman asked me, "Would you like me to switch your voter registration to this address?" To which I replied, "Why yes of course." (Sometimes I'm ...
Posted by Jessalynn on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:06:00 PST |
