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HELEN

CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP WITH A SODA ON THE SIDE

About Me

PICKLED EGG.

My Interests

WINNING THE LOTTERY, HAPPY HOUR WITH PAM.

I'd like to meet:

THIS DOUCHE:

Movies:

WATERSHIP DOWN, THE SECRET OF NIMH, AN AMERICAN TALE, RATATOUILLE, ETC.

Television:

HOUSE, M.D.; TOP CHEF.

Books:

I HATE TO BRAG, BUT I'VE READ ALL OF THEM.

Heroes:

LARRY WALTERS.

My Blog

CHAMPIONING A CAUSE

THESE STREETCORNER PICKETERS SURE ARE A RIOT.  I WISH THEY STOOD THERE YEAR-ROUND. OH, AND KUDOS TO THE DRAW-A-HITLER-MOUSTACHE-ON-CHARLIE-CRIST'S CAMPAIGN-POSTERS GANG OF HOODLUMS.  NOTH...
Posted by HELEN on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST

DEAR TACO BELL

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME WHAT I AM TODAY. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE OVERWHELMING INCOMPETENCE OF YOUR STAFF ALWAYS FUCKING UP THE INITIAL ORDER, THUS GIVING HELEN T...
Posted by HELEN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

POOPIE PANTIES, BY BEEF PATTY

i hadnt shit in nearly a week and a pain started in my abdominal areaover the course of days the pain slowly moved in a tortuous path thru my innardsi described it thusly "its like a red hot coal bein...
Posted by HELEN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST