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Jay

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About Me

You have to ask yourself: Does this exist because life rules, or does life exist because this rules?

My Interests

wakin up girly, fartin my day off right

I'd like to meet:

Duncan Gregory Hines

Television:

Law and Order

My Blog

1st Day Of July After July 3rd

Greetings Fellow Earthlings (the real Earth aka Americans only),It was on this day 200 years ago that the country of the Confederate and Union American United States in conjunction with a donation fro...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST

Realization, Love and Hope...

As some of you may or may not know, there is a major change happening in my life next week. After years of incessant and seemingly endless rambling about the matter, I have finally decided to take act...
Posted by Jay on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST

Long Time, Nosey.

Whoa. Whoa Whoa Whoa. It sure has been one sweaty jalapeno of a hot minute since my last entry. My, how times have changed. What was the last one I wrote again&? Oh yes, it was Bill Gates Took My Chri...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

All That's Good in One Million Words.

My favorite smell in the world is Colgate brand Shaving Cream. It cost me 99 cents. For the first couple of years I was shaving, I only wanted to use the best products. When the Mach 16 Razor with ad...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:48:00 PST

Work In Regress

(excerpt from Unanimously Anonymous: An Anomaly in Napoli Gardens, and other Tales of the Macabre and/or Two Cities, in Which Phrasing and Run On Sentences Are As Common As Speling Errers Uncommmen (w...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:19:00 PST

more dr. seuss or dr. deuce?

i'm looking around my house, yeah. and i guess my house is looking around me. the ceiling fan is spinning s   l    o  &nb sp;  w   ...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:01:00 PST

On Trackers, Hackers, and Snackers that's stupid can i change the title?

Let me tell you about my day. I wake up to the annoying antics of Paul Castronovo and Young Ron Brewer on 105.9 at 7:30 and hit my snooze until about 8:30, when I make my Vietnamese mail-order bride s...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:28:00 PST

26.

So generally I'm not such an optimist but I think with hard work, determination, and focus I could become a relatively famous pop icon dead at 27. Think of the company I will have! What an elite ...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:05:00 PST

not funny. and not educated.

um i'm trying to understand why we eat food. i had a sesame bagel with cream cheese this morning for breakfast. it looked good, thats why i wanted to eat it. so i ate it. and then it becomes no longer...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:19:00 PST

The Johari Window, this could be very interesting. for me.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=jewyjewenstein
Posted by Jay on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:09:00 PST