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Jonathan "hiphoponpop" Langley

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About Me


"The blessing of the LORD ... adds no sorrow with it." Prov. 10:22
TELLING STORIES... CHANGING THE WORLD...
...ONE WORD AT A TIME.

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This is quite possibly the most trivial question ever asked. About me? Ha. It's not about me. I'm a wretch, a weakling, a wreck, and I'm white... apart from Christ. It's Christ in me that's worth talking about! Heck yes!
However, here's some info on Jonathan, the man.

Name: Jonathan
Birthdate: 1/22/87
Birthplace: Cocoa Beach, FL
Current Location: Clearwater, FL
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Lt. Brown
Height: 171 cm (But I'm gonna make 182)
Weight: 150 (10 lbs. to go to make my New Years resolution)
Piercings: 1 (left ear)
Tattoos: No, but we'll get one, right dad?
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
Overused Phraze: Not so much
FAVORITES
Food: Chinese
Candy: Krackel
Number: 12 and 1,000,007
Color: Green (especially if the girl wearing it is cute)
Animal: Dogs (and I REALLY want a Dalmatian)
Drink: Root Beer, una Goya Cola Champaa, Cream Soda, Vernor's)
Bagel: Cinnamon Crunch bagel w/hazelnut cream cheese from Panera Bread in NPR, FL
Letter: J
This or That: This
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate (no, I'm not racist)
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Both
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Depending on where. Right now, I miss winter a lot
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary movies
Love or Money: Love
YOUR
Bedtime: Whenever
Most Missed Memory: my family in SoCar and my friends in Florida
Best phyiscal feature: lips/smile
First Thought Waking Up: How many snoozes can I take? (usually ends up 3 or 4)
Goal for this year: gain 10 muscle pounds and get some freakin' agent representation
Best Friends: Gen, Wes, Jason, Sammy and Erica
Weakness: Food
Fears: Trusting God's timing
Heritage: British, Danish, Norwegian and French Canadian
Longest relationship: ha
HAVE YOU
Ever Drank: Champagne at a wedding count?
Ever Smoked: No, but some chica tried really hard to get me to
Pot: No, but my first year of high school, after 7 years in a Christian school, the kid neighboring my locker was growing it in his locker!
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been beaten up: Not for real
Ever beaten someone up: Jess
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: More than once
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Like 'em all, but not a fan of purple
Favorite Hair Color: Blondes, but if ya got nice hair, then ya got nice hair, right?
Short or Long: Long-ish
Height: shorter than me, unless they're some kind of model, then we make exceptions
Style: show your own style, but hold the muffin tops and butt crack, please!
Looks & Personality: gorgeous and active, not too loud
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1,000+, at least
What country do you want to Visit: Let's go to Mexico!
How do you want to Die: I don't
Been to the Mall Lately: coupla weeks ago?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, actually
Get along with your Parents: Most of the time, yeah!
Health Freak: not so much
Do you think you're Attractive: sometimes
Believe in Yourself: I know myself too much; instead, I believe in GOD working through me.
Want to go to College: am now... USC baby!
Do you Smoke: NO! Does NO ONE listen to the surgeon general?!
Shower Daily: Yup, mornings
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: loudly
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: 4 boys, 1 girl (but if the girl never happens, that's ok)
Have your future kids names planned out: No, but some favorites in my head
Your Linguistic Profile:
75% General American English
10% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Take the quiz:
Take the quiz:
Which LOST character are you?

Jack
You are Jack. You are fighting your inner demons, but deep down inside you know you're doing what you think is right.
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AND
Which LOST character are you?

Boone
You are Boone. You are honest and Loyal but you also have this freaky thing going on with your sister. You are very protective of her and you are willing to kill someone with an axe if they hurt her.
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My Interests


Make your own poll

John, Jason or Jessica?
funniest Jessica
smartest tough one... Jason?
most blonde Jessica
most athletic John
best smile Jessica
best hair Jessica
sings best Jessica
most obsessive Jason
girliest toss-up... John or Jess (j/k!)... Jess
funniest laugh Jason
music expert Jessica
nicest room John
best clothes Jason
easiest to be weird around Jessica has seen it all!
has hottest mom John
youngest John
least healthy Jason is a vending machine addict
most likely to keep a pet chihuahua Jessica
most talented Oooh... Jessica, by a smidge
coolest Jessica
gives the most hugs all three! (but maybe Jason)
tallest John
probally first to get married Jessica
first to catch typo above Jessica
best grade in math John?
playah Jessica
knows most about HPV Jessica
riskiest Jessica or John
easiest to be honest with Jason

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HOTT GOSSIP!
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I'd like to meet:

Jesus
James Lipton
David Spade
Steven Spielberg
The guy who let the dogs out
Someone with a Jan. 22 b'day
Anthony DiBlassi (who IS this guy?!)
Hilary Duff (guilty)
Justin Timberlake (guilty again)

Music:

Musical Influences include (but are not limited to):

How many can you recognize?

You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career. What Kind of Rocker Are You?

R&B / Pop / Hip Hop / Rap (but NOT the ignorant rap that's like "yousa ho, you don't eveh kno, how da *@..$^! back that up on my *@.. in slo-mo") / Punk / Rock / Jazz / Latin incl. Reggaeton! (pachangeamos!) just don't force me to listen to UnderOath, country or Hilary Duff's "Beat of My Heart"

Your Musical Tastes Match: Jennifer Garner

See her whole playlist here (iTunes required) What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

I don't care how much ya'll make fun of me, I liked this movie... and I only wish I could sing in this guy's range!

Movies:

Ah, the art of film... putting aspects of life into a powerful, moving medium. Mostly, I like films with excellent, thought-provoking plots and interesting, WELL-PLAYED characters. And it helps if the actors are good-looking and if the movie has a sweet soundtrack. I'm not a huge fan of comedy because its usually just too freakin' dirty. However, I do generally like comic animated movies, because they are usually clean enough for kids but ingeniously witty. As far as dramas and romances go, I'm a sap... but I won't cry unless I'm watching them alone. Movies you gotta love:
Bourne
Spiderman
Matrix
The Silence of the Lambs
The Patriot
Red Eye
Lord of the Rings
The Island
Romeo + Juliet
The Notebook
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Now, let me explain this one. At first, I thought that any movie with the word "Sisterhood" in the title had to be the gayest thing in the world. Until I watched it. This movie was actually really good and I highly recommend it.)
Moulin Rouge!
Shrek
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Rat Race
Chasing Papi
Emperor's New Groove

Television:

"Inside the Actor's Studio"
"Who's Line Is It Anyway?" (You know... "The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are like a wicker bedpan.")
"American Idol"
"Black.White"
"The O.C."
"Lost"
"24"

My favorite television actors include (but are not limited to):

Books:

"Peace Child" by Don Richardson...... "1984" by George Orwell...... "Romans" by the Apostle Paul...... "Our Town" by Thornton Wilder...... "'Master Harold'...and the Boys" by Athol Fugard.....

My Blog

Love Builds Up

Ever wonder what love is really suppose to feel like? Sometimes we want love so bad that we'll do anything to feel something. Feel attractive, or needed, important, different... anything. If you don't...
Posted by Jonathan "hiphoponpop" Langley on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

Just to Be Fair

I will NOT post a blog about "33 things guys need to know about girls" CRAP.  It's just as sexist as anything I've posted. However, just to be fair, I did decide to post something mushy about gir...
Posted by Jonathan "hiphoponpop" Langley on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:45:00 PST

Opening up...

______,   right now, can't say that i'm not crying. i cry over people all the time... 'cause they're the only things in life worth crying over.  houses and places are special only cause of...
Posted by Jonathan "hiphoponpop" Langley on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 09:10:00 PST

The Truth---Revealed!

Guys, What up... I see that there have been a few innocent people who misunderstood my subtle sarcasm.  This noble-intentioned prevarication have lead many of you to believe that I have been to E...
Posted by Jonathan "hiphoponpop" Langley on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:56:00 PST

New Pics

Hola, parceros, I'm in the process of putting up a ton of pics of what I've been up to... who my friends are... where I be. I've got some up now from my mission trip to NYC this past summer, and there...
Posted by Jonathan "hiphoponpop" Langley on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:16:00 PST