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This is a receipt for a banana.

...and if my belly-button was a gun, it would fire in this direction.

About Me

Have you ever laughed for quite some time for no good god-damned reason? Have you ever decided to pull your car over to the side of the road and walk because it was raining? I mark my evolution by defeats. I've never learned anything from winning, only from getting my chest kicked in and the pillars of my spirit rended asunder. How depressing. I suppose i should dye my hair black, call myself Bleed, and invest in the color black. Nah. I had a caricature artist draw my face once, and it came back a big yellow smiley-face. Life is good, and it's only getting better. Oreo? There comes a time in everyones life when reason fails, enjoy it.


You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.
Buddhism


96%

Islam


71%

Hinduism


71%

agnosticism


63%

Paganism


58%

Judaism


42%

Christianity


38%

atheism


33%

Satanism


8%
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You scored as Nightcrawler. Nightcrawler is a very symbolic X-Man. He is persecuted by society because of his devilish looks, but it is his faith in God that gives him strength. He is a very gentle x-man but he does know how to fight and he enjoys fencing. Powers: Teleportation
Nightcrawler


80%

Colossus


75%

Iceman


65%

Storm


65%

Emma Frost


65%

Rogue


60%

Jean Grey


55%

Gambit


55%

Wolverine


55%

Beast


50%

Cyclops


35%
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My Interests

Theatre, Improv, Gymnastics, String Theory, Philosophy, Religion, Art(in the broadest sense of the word), Carpentry, History.

I'd like to meet:

Anne Bogart, Marcel Marceau(again), Umberto Eco, Issac Asimov, God, DaVinci, Christopher Walken, Darth Vader, your mom(again) .

Music:

Yes, please. Unless it's rap or country, but thanks for offering. In all seriousness I'm not a music guy. I like what I like and I can hardly ever remember the names of bands.But off the top of my head, or middle, or kansas... Tom Waits, Nick Cave, MLWTKK, L.of A., Lars Fredericksen, Danzig, Misfits, Common Rider, Against Me!, The Clash, White Zombie, Solo Rob,...

Movies:

Elegant Universe, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Equilibrium, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, City of Lost Children, Merry Christmas Charlie Brown, V for Vendetta, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dead Man,Have to add this one now. I heart Huckabees. F'n amazing....

Television:

Anything on the history channel, Adult Swim, Stargate SG1, Supernatural, and that old lady that talks about sex.

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Books:

The Divine Comedia, Focault's Pendulum, The Foundation Series, Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Peter Pan, The Vampire Chronicles, The Elegant Universe, The History of Philosophy, The Dragon and the Unicorn, M.Y.T.H, Anything by Criton, Everything by Poe, Fingerprints of the gods, Gods and Goddesses of Ancient Egypt, Hop on Pop, Sam I Am, Napalm and Silly Putty, The Koran, The Bible, Ramayana, Rig Veda, The Agora, The Complete Works of Lao Tzu, The Giving Tree, ...

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

I love kids.

"How's my little Jenny Foo-Foo?""M'am, your child is fat, weak, uncoordinated, stupid, has no athletic ability, doesn't listen, and has no discipline. I assume she has no parental guidance in her life...
Posted by That guy with long hair who always wore a hat. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST

I think I'm going to change my name

To this:"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
Posted by That guy with long hair who always wore a hat. on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

Hm.

Whatever happened to classy?
Posted by That guy with long hair who always wore a hat. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST

And 12 years later, it's the same thing...

GO ISREAL!!Addition. Hey U.N., shut the fuck up. Does sending in 14,000 troups to enforce a cease-fire sound like peace? Step number one for Isreal to be at peace; Destroy Hezbollah. It sounds mean, b...
Posted by That guy with long hair who always wore a hat. on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:10:00 PST

Real men wear pink.

Dudes, stop wearing pink shirts. You all look like prissy bitches. Trying to look sensitive? Stop being an asshole. Trying to be in style? Stop being a prissy bitch.Blog out.
Posted by That guy with long hair who always wore a hat. on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:15:00 PST

Precious. Simply Precious

Ever see things that just plain make you smile? Like a kitten or puppy? Like a sunset or a big bucket of niceness? Like a midget or a stripper with a fresh C-scar? Well, I found this guy. DeathSob666I...
Posted by That guy with long hair who always wore a hat. on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:20:00 PST

Yeah I filled it out. Big Whoop. Wanna Fight About it?

If you could paint the sky in another color, what it would be? Why?I wouldn't so much as paint it a color as I would coat it in a highly reflective gloss so that when people looked up they'd be really...
Posted by That guy with long hair who always wore a hat. on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:27:00 PST

That's Boss.

Hidden in the mists of antiquity lies the single-most, presently under utilized, powerful word in the English language. That word, is BOSS. I speak not of the title. I speak of the adjective. What oth...
Posted by That guy with long hair who always wore a hat. on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:57:00 PST

Liliputes be damned

I  was a giant. The seemingly senseless beings around me clamoured for attention. Some even atempted to gain access to my mountain. Pointless as their vain little efforts may have been they did s...
Posted by That guy with long hair who always wore a hat. on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:42:00 PST

Little ditty, 'bout Pax n' Cyan

Myspace. How long will this infatuation last? Probably until I get home and I find a new book. Forgot to bring new books with me on this little journey into the land of magic and misfit stoplights.Sho...
Posted by That guy with long hair who always wore a hat. on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:16:00 PST