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Mr. Severance

My inner child is on the outside!

About Me

Greetings & Salutations,
First of all, for those of you who know me and are wondering what’s going on, I decided to start a personal page separate from my “ D-Sane ” page. My “ D-Sane ” page is kinda starting to take on a life of its own and is going to be geared more towards my business soon. I’m also having trouble keeping up with my personal friends, so this page will help alleviate that problem.
For those of you who don’t know me (or *THINK* you do), my name is David. Or Dave, as some people call me, because I decided in the 7th grade that it made me sound older. Or “Dave-D” as some old school peeps know me (that’s HELLA old school). Or “D-Sane” as my fans & business associates know me. Most of my friends call me “D” though. I’m 34yrs old, but I don’t feel a day over 25, which is also how old I’m often guessed to be. People who know me would probably say I act 15 most of the time though…lol. I guess you could say I’m “young at heart.” I live in the North Seattle area with my 2 dogs Jasmin & Mystic (the 2 cutest & most lovable pits you’ll ever meet). I own my home, have reliable transportation and am gainfully self-employed as a recording studio owner/engineer & Hip-Hop producer. I also ran/kinda still run one of Seattle’s most prolific indie Hip-Hop labels ( Street Level Records ) and have released around 15 albums since 1998. I’m blessed to be able to make a living doing what I love to do and wouldn’t want to be doing anything else in life.
I’m a rare mix of book smarts & street smarts, a hybrid I guess you could say. I was raised in a nice North Seattle middle-class neighborhood until I was 12, and then woke up one morning in the ghetto in Las Vegas where I lived until I was about 16. Basically I spent my “impressionable years” running the streets/hood and getting myself into ALL SORTS of trouble with my “gangster buddies.” Las Vegas is also where I fell in love with Hip-Hop and may never be doing what I am today if it wasn’t for the unfortunate turn of events that forced our move from Seattle. Crazy how life works, huh?
I have a very eclectic circle of friends. Being that I come from such a socially diverse background, it’s only natural that I have a diverse group of friends. They range from gun-toting gangbangers to business execs to closet-racist butt-rockers. I even have a gay friend or 2. I don’t judge books by their cover...EVER, and I don’t care who you are or what you do as long as you be yourself and keep it real with me. White, Black, Asian, Latino, Purple Martian...whatever. I have friends from all walks of life and I can relate to all of them. I’m a virtual social chameleon. One day you might see me in a suit, the next day all thugged out in jeans and a t-shirt that says “FUCK YOU, PAY ME.” :)
I think the word ECCENTRIC best describes me. You’ll never meet anybody like me in your life. I feel misunderstood all the time though and I think people think I’m crazy. I mean, I know I’m crazy, but not crazy like they think I’m crazy. Lol…yeah, I’m weird. Or maybe I actually am crazy like they think I’m crazy? I’m not crazy, you’re crazy!!!
I got into music in 4th grade when I joined the school band and played clarinet. I wanted to play drums though and they wouldn’t let me until junior high & high school. Then I fell in love with DJing in 1988 and decided that’s what I wanted to do until I discovered a drum machine in 1990 and the rest is history. I taught myself how to make music and would probably be dead by now if I didn’t have this artistic outlet. There’s nothing like sitting down to my keyboard and letting my feelings flow from my fingertips. It’s very therapeutic. I’ll make music until the day I die, regardless if I’m getting paid for it or not. It’s my passion.
I am a very passionate person and always put 100% into EVERYTHING that I do whether it be my music, love or war. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, the person that you get depends on how you treat me. I’m a very eye for an eye type of person and have been known to be very vengeful. As long as you respect me and do right by me, we’ll never have a problem and I will ride for you til the death. Cross me, and we’ll be enemies for life. I despise liars and respect honesty regardless of how much it hurts to hear. I'm all about respect, honesty and loyalty.
I have no problems communicating or expressing myself. I've also been known to have a sharp tongue. I sometimes don’t think about things I say before I say them and occasionally offend people with my brutal honesty. Tactfulness is not one of my redeeming qualities. I’m also a very opinionated person, but I’m ALWAYS open to new ideas and points of view. I also like to argue and enjoy an intelligent debate with somebody any day of the week. But you should probably know that I’m ALWAYS right, so arguing with me is pointless because you’re wrong anywayz. ;)..

My Interests

Music.

I'd like to meet:

I’m here to keep in touch with current friends, maybe make some new ones and if I’m lucky meet a special woman. Notice how I said WOMAN? Please refer to my blog about “ Girls vs Women ” if you’re not sure which category you belong in. I’m done messing with “girls.” I need a real woman who has her shit together (or is at least in the process), has something to offer and knows their worth. Also, AGE does NOT equal maturity. I know plenty of people my age who are FUCK-UP’s. Age ain’t nothing but a number to me, but you gotta be at least 21 so we can hit the bar together!

It would be really cool if I could meet a woman who loves Hip-Hop as much as I do, appreciates the culture and likes to go to shows/various related events (BTW - I do like other kinds of music). Possibly even be involved in the music biz somehow or is an artist themself. Maybe even be interested in my work and can offer constructive criticism. I love criticism, it makes me work harder. I hate not being challenged. Of course these aren't requirements, but like a wise man once said...closed mouths don't get fed. Feel me?

I like my women sweet & sassy with a touch of classy. You gotta be a social chameleon like me and be able to chill with the homies, but also know when to act professional and handle your business. A sense of humor is required and sarcasm is welcome. I talk mad shit and it’s nice to have somebody that can dish it right back at me, and then we both laugh it off. Life is too short to be serious all the time. Knowing WHEN to be serious is the trick. I like a woman who knows what she wants and will do whatever it takes to get it. A ”go getter.” But she has to be a team player and realize that this isn’t YOU & ME, it’s about US. It sounds cliché, but I need a ride or die chick.

I love women of all colors, Asian & Latina to the front of the line please. I like my women HWP (height-weight proportionate), maybe with a little bit of thickness. I like ‘em healthy, but not fat. I know big girls need love too, just not from me. Sorry ladies. I’d prefer to find somebody who has no kids, but it’s not a deal breaker (I don’t do baby daddy drama though). I do have a daughter, unfortunately I’m not involved in her life due to a vindictive baby mama. We have no drama anymore and no longer communicate. Long story.

I doubt I'll meet my soulmate on MySpace, but who knows…stranger things have happened. Right? If you'd like to know more about me, I invite you to check out my " More than you ever wanted to know about me " blog.

Music:

Hip-Hop, R&B & select rock music. Since I have to listen to Hip-Hop all of the time because of my job, in my downtime I usually listen to R&B. Mostly slow jams....... :)

Movies:

I like everything. Action, Drama, Sci-Fi, Comedy...even a sappy chick flick once in a while.

Television:

Don't really watch TV too much. I can usually find something better to do with my time.

This shit had my dyin'....

Here's my favorite douchebag from Fox News at his finest...

Books:

As smart as I am, you would think I love to read. I don't. I hate reading. I don't even read instructions...I'm more of a "hands on" person.

Heroes:

Anybody who blazes their own trail in life and becomes successful on their own. People who turn nothing into something.

My Blog

My astrological birth chart....WOW.

Based on my birthdate, time I was born, location, all that.  WOW...what a fuckin' trip.  This thing is about 98% accurate.   Name: David Birthdate: September 28, 1973 Time: 4:43 AM - Ti...
Posted by Mr. Severance on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:56:00 PST

Astrology...

So I was reading some shit about astrology and came across this piece about people born on the Virgo-Libra cusp.  Wow....pretty much dead on the money for me. Individuals born on the cusp of Virg...
Posted by Mr. Severance on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:14:00 PST

More than you ever wanted to know about me...lol

I decided that I'm just gonna list off some random fun facts about myself: - I'm a sucker for women with dimples. - My eyes change colors.  Most of the time they're blue, but sometimes they're ...
Posted by Mr. Severance on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:50:00 PST

GIRLS vs WOMEN

I DID NOT WRITE THIS...BUT IT IS OH SO TRUE!!! 1. Girls ask how they look every five minutes. Women are confident enough to know they look good and smart enough to know if it truly matters. 2. Gir...
Posted by Mr. Severance on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:18:00 PST