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Ian

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About Me

About me? What could I possibly tell you here that I haven't already covered in my other information? Am I supposed to give some abridged version of my life story or something? I'm over that. Should I tell you what I think is hip or cool? Skip it. Or maybe that I'm an optimistic dreamer who enjoys horseback rides on the beach, pretty sunsets, puppies and the color blue? F that, dude. Those of you who know me already know what my deal is, so I'm not going to repeat myself here. If you don't, then ask someone else.

My Interests

I enjoy hanging out with my friends, having a good time, surfing, reading, listening to music, being alone, going to chill bars, experiencing things which will make a good story, sleeping, watching people do stupid shit, and eating mexican food, but not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Will Ferrell, Jon Stewart, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, the Sultan of Brunei, Lil' Jon, Harry S. Truman, Ben Stiller, Iceberg Slim, Franklin D. Roosevelt, the entire Wu Tang Clan, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Jessica Alba, Karl Rove, Charlie Murphy, Snoop Dogg, and the guy who stole my truck while I was surfing.

Music:

the Pixies, Built to Spill, Pavement, Interpol, Bad Brains, NWA, Pinback, Modest Mouse, Eazy-E, the Specials, the Clash, Slayer, Luda, Frank Black, Bloc Party, 3 Mile Pilot, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, Snoop Dogg, Fugazi, Joy Division, Mike Jones, Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz, Lil' Flip, Minutemen, Firehose, Mike Watt, Sublime, Steel Pulse, Juvenile, Miss Kittin, Tool, Johnny Cash, the Wu Tang Clan, Grandaddy, Wilco, ATDI, the Mars Volta, Ugly Casanova, Lady Sovereign, The Murder City Devils, Brian Jonestown Massacre and many, many more.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Friday, There's Something About Mary, Boyz in tha Hood, Bottlerocket, Kingpin, any and all Star Wars, Scarface, Anchorman, Training Day, Big Wednesday, Clear and Present Danger, Wedding Crashers, Resevior Dogs, Pulp Fiction and every other Tarantino film, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Zoolander, and lastly, the Harry Potter movies; yeah, that's right, I said it. I don't care what anyone thinks, those movies rule.

Television:

The Daily Show, Family Guy, the Simpsons, My Name is Earl, Law and Order SVU, the Colbert Report, Adult Swim (mainly Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab), Chappelle's Show, Mind of Mencia, the Shield, Breaking Bonaduce, Jeopardy and Deal No Deal.

Books:

East of Eden, all of Tom Robbins' books, all of David Sedaris' books, The Brothers Karamazov, anything by Stephen King, anything by Tom Clancy, The World According to Garp, Jaws, A People's History of the United States, Heart of Darkness, the Lord of the Rings series, one of my old Philosophy textbooks, Dracula, A Confederacy of Dunces....too many to list and nobody really cares anyway.

Heroes:

Jubilant Sikes, Slim-Slam Thompson and Dicky B.