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Internalbleeding.net

Bringing trash cinema from the dumpster to you!

About Me

We specialize in and review B-movies, Horror, Exploitation, Grindhouse, Bizarre, Zombie and 80's teen schlock. Individual and Dueling reviews, every week.

Got a suggestion on a movie we should watch? Leave us a comment, and if we can get our hands on it, we'll watch it and review it.

http://www.internalbleeding.net

My Interests

Movies, Film, B movies, zombies, horror, sci fi, teen movies, schlock, trash, cinema, ninjas, samurai, slasher flicks, grindhouse, exploitation, sexploitation, beer

Music:

Misfits, Death From Above 1979, Ministry, Femme Fatale, MSTRKRFT, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Failure, Squarepusher, Massive Attack, Mr. Velcro Fastener, Naked Ape, Pink Floyd, Year of the Rabbit, Westbam, Vitalic, Vector Lovers, Unwound, Crystal Castles, The Knife, Portishead, Led Zeppelin, Team Sleep, Deftones, Kid606, Skywave, My Bloody Valentine, Ceremony, A Place to Bury Strangers, Slowdive, Joy Division, Echo & The Bunnymen, The Church, Aphex Twin, Two Lone Swordsmen, Legowelt, Justice, Mr. Oizo, Dinosaur Jr., Blonde Redhead, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Black Flag, Bit Shifter, Boards of Canada, Busy P, Christian Morgenstern, Daft Punk

Movies:

FleshEater, Flight of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Trancers, 2020 Texas Gladiators, Shogun Assassin, Lone Wolf and Cub, American Ninja, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Oldboy, The Terminator, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Hands of Steel

Television:

Lost, The Office, Top Chef, Project Runway, Mythbusters, Ninja Warrior

Books:

Book of the Dead

Heroes:

Lucio Fulci, Dario Argento, George Romero, Roger Corman, Larry Cohen, John Carpenter, etc.

My Blog

The Barbarians

In the days of my youth, my sister and I would rent videos every weekend.  Some of our favorites were action/adventure movies, and particularly those that existed in the realm of fantasy - like Red So...
Posted by Internalbleeding.net on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:18:00 PST

Return of the Living Dead

I knew that I'd never be a doctor, I can't stand the sight of blood.  Crazy, huh?  I write reviews of gory horror movies and I can't stand the sight of blood.  I can't even get my blood taken at the d...
Posted by Internalbleeding.net on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:37:00 PST

American Ninja

A G.I. with a mysterious past rescues the Colonel's daughter Patricia (Judie Aronson),  when his convoy comes under attack from ninjas.  While fighting the ninjas, the G.I. - Joe Armstrong (played by ...
Posted by Internalbleeding.net on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:24:00 PST

She-Wolves of the Wasteland

She-Wolves of the Wasteland (aka Phoenix the Warrior) begins in the future, where a biological war breaks out that somehow kills every man on earth, and only a handful of women survive.  It's the old ...
Posted by Internalbleeding.net on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:29:00 PST

So Close

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Posted by Internalbleeding.net on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:17:00 PST

The Host

It's considered a bad idea to dump hazardous chemicals down your drains.  Those chemicals you dump down the drain can end up back in your drinking water, or they can get into the local water table.  W...
Posted by Internalbleeding.net on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:13:00 PST

Slaughter High

Ahh, High School.  Parties, babes, booze - the best times of our lives, or at  least that's how it's portrayed in all those teen comedies from the 80's.  Really, it's full of cliques: The popular kids...
Posted by Internalbleeding.net on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:13:00 PST

Zombie Vs. Ninja

They say that money can't buy happiness, but it certainly can buy a position of influence... Those are the words that are spoken very early in the Godfrey Ho film Zombie Vs. Ninja.  Unfortunately for ...
Posted by Internalbleeding.net on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:43:00 PST

Black Belt Jones

Poppa Bird is one tough old dude (played by one of the best voice-over actors ever, Scatman Crothers).  He runs the baddest dojo in the whole city.  Unfortunately, Poppa Bird is a gambler, see.  He ow...
Posted by Internalbleeding.net on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:53:00 PST

Severance

Where we work everyday is an adventure, and you never know if this day will be your last.  Words like layoff, termination and reorganization get thrown around a lot.  Another popular word which can ma...
Posted by Internalbleeding.net on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:44:00 PST