Turbo profile picture

Turbo

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Want to know what's up with me? Go read my livejournal. Bijanorama is the username and it's entitled "A Bear in the Butterscotch." -it's good for you like blueberries.
My name is Bijan. It's pronounced like "Dijon mustard" except with a 'B' in place of the 'D' and that the 'mustard' is silent. If you haven't met me, I would advise you do so as I'm pretty spruce. You could learn something... Now, what follows is a completely unoriginal listing of stuff I like and don't like:
Likes:
you. safeway soda cans. pita planning. cool but sunny days. huge drinking glasses. craigslisting. food that makes my breath stink. big eyes. fruit flavored tea (unsweetened). super short socks. super long socks. altocumulus clouds. lakes with rocky bottoms. using the word "filthy" in a comic fashion. crunchy-thick potato chips. saying the phrase "various cremes and lotions..." with a bad mexican accent. fake mustaches. pistachios. mustachios. selling my textbooks. stealing napkins. zombie wednesdays. brushed aluminum. light hearted racism. epic football battles. leather bound books. laying on the dock and watching the stars. large tea mugs. tricking dogs into thinking i'm trustworthy. the green effort. painting fridges. the decemberists. talking about what I would do if I was homeless.
Dislikes:
novels about lawyers. normal length socks. people who refuse to eat a fortune cookie my way. wrinkled printer paper. politics. brass and glass. using 'u' in place of 'you.' peas that taste like potatos. two first names. smokers. the larouche pac. the rainbow. overpriced canned soda. forgetting who said that first. fruit-flys. parents who raise jerk-ass kids. when my favorite cups are dirty. sticky fingers and no way to wash my hands. (I'm freakin' out guys!!!)
..

My Interests

Industrial Design, Muscle cars, Indie films, Ninja Turtles, Apple, Netflix, Craigslist, UW, Techie magazines, Ikea -crap- furniture, Wheelin' and Dealin', Tiny birds, Maya, Motorcycles, Paintball, Vitamins, Gadgets, Trading-up, Linguine

I'd like to meet:

You. Say Hi.

Music:

Sufjan Stevens
Mates of State
Weezer
Ozma
Metric
The Album Leaf
Matt Pond PA
Tilly and the Wall
Gypsy Kings
Natalie Imbruglia
The Cardigans
The Decemberists
Phoenix
Tegan and Sara
Mirah
Panic at the Disco
Jack Johnson
Daft Punk
T.A.T.U.
Queen
Pedro the Lion
Ochre
Ace of Base
Belle and Sebastian
Rosie Thomas
Spoon

Movies:

-Anything Zombie
-The Life Aquatic
-Shaun of the Dead
-Nacho Libre
-The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
-Amelie
-Big Fish
-What Dreams may come
-300

Television:

-Aqua Teen Hunger Force
-Adult Swim
-Futurama
-Simpsons
-Family Guy
-Cartoons
-Full House
-30 minute meals
-Spongebob
-Dharma and Greg
-Seinfeld
-Takashi's Castle (Most eXtreme Challenge)

Books:

-The zombie survival guide
-World War Z
-Harry Potter
-The Road
Anything that's survival horror and isn't retarded.

Heroes:

-Ryu from streetfighter
-Chris Farley
-Christopher Walken
-Ryan Reynolds
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bijan
Birthday: 7/27/84
Birthplace: St. Josephs hospital, Tacoma
Current Location: My home in Auburn
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Dark Brown (Not black!)
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty-O
Your Heritage: half and half White/Iranian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Payless running shoes
Your Weakness: Can't say, you'd use it against me!
Your Fears: Evil Ghosts, Evil Aliens, Zombies
Your Perfect Pizza: White Sauce, peperoni, artichokes, red onions, tons of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get down to 170 Lbs. (It will happen!!!)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What up?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need orange juice!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyelashes. Everyone always tells me that...
Your Bedtime: Midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: Spending the night at friends house's playing wresting videogames and fighting over it.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (although there isn't a difference)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single, I can't compete with others!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, chocolate is gross
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee? I've never had a Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Never
Do you Swear: Sometimes, I don't like it though.
Do you Sing: Yeah, but people don't appreciate it.
Do you Shower Daily: For the past 6 years!
Have you Been in Love: I suppose.
Do you want to go to College: Already there.
Do you want to get Married: Yeah. That would be just dandy.
Do you belive in yourself: Not really, I rely on approval from others.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes, especially if there is motion AND smell.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really, but sometimes I'm overcome with my atractivness.
Are you a Health Freak: For the last month. I think it might be a life-long thing.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure do!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, they're neat.
Do you play an Instrument: Yup. Guitar, Trumpet, Baritone, Tuba. (I'm embarrassed about the last 2.)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope!
In the past month have you Smoked: Never!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Eww, no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: uh... no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ye-hah!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I don't like 'em.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I talked about doing it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Eww, no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No? I'm not sure. Not by a girlfriend, but by a friend (kinda).
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, too chilly!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I would never.
Ever been Drunk:
Ever been called a Tease:
Ever been Beaten up: In first grade. (I said Kevin looked like a bride)
Ever Shoplifted: No way.
How do you want to Die: I don't. Or at least Happy.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Level Designer / Happy!
What country would you most like to Visit: India, Japan or Tibet.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Red (favorite but not required)
Short or Long Hair: Shortish
Height: Probably a bit smaller than 5'10" (me) but it doesn't matter
Weight: It doesn't matter but I prefer someone healthy.
Best Clothing Style: Original
Number of Drugs I have taken: Eww... none.
Number of CDs I own: around 10 since my stuff got jacked in 2002
Number of Piercings: none!
Number of Tattoos: none!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few. But it's nothing worth crying over. Life is good.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
adopt your own virtual pet!

My Blog

Blogs have moved

I do all my blogs on Livejournal.  So if you ever wanted to read them... http://bijanorama.livejournal.com
Posted by Turbo on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:10:00 PST