To: God. From : The Dog |
To: GOD FROM: THE DOGDear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can I sit on the couch? Or is it still t...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:42:00 GMT |
Some Questions To Ponder |
Why do banks charge a fee on ’insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough funds in your account?Whose idea was it to put an ’S’ in the word ’lisp’? Why d...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:27:00 GMT |
Five Tips For A Wooman... |
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn’t lie to you.4....
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:19:00 GMT |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalistically...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:34:00 GMT |
Sexual Dictionary |
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Julia --[adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy'How">http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=52">'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at http://www.quizuniverse.com" ..>
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:18:00 GMT |
20 QUESTIONS |
1. What are your nicknames? Julie, Jules, "Queen Bitch" (That's usually what people call me, when I tell them what I think of them calling me "Julia Gulia") 2. Whats your favorite color? Pur...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:54:00 GMT |
WHY ARE YOU STILL SINGLE ? |
Nosy questions from friends and relatives about your single status are often unavoidable. Here, smart comebacks to try.
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By Karen Salmansohn If you're single, chances are you've been asked...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:41:00 GMT |
Worlds Shortest Fairytale |
Worlds Shortest FairytaleOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"The girl said "No"... and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with (her divorced) friends,...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 19:08:00 GMT |
WHATS THE DEAL WITH MEN???? |
What's The Deal With Men?
I saw an ex-boyfriends of mine the other day. He begins our conversation by complimenting me & telling me how I'm still the ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 22:11:00 GMT |
ABC's of Me |
A is for age: 37B is for beer of choice: Not big into beer. Would rather a glass of wine. C is for career right now: Loan Officer D is for your dog's name?: KianaE is for essential item you need every...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:52:00 GMT |
