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america'a next canadian eyeball

Break like the Wind

About Me

I like to punch fight with mean koala bears. You know...the kind that pick punch fights when they get too stoned.

My Interests

Braid your hair?......... I give you cheap price.

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Johnny Fever, and punch fighting koala bears.

Music:

Zeppelin, Willie Nelson, Jethro Tull, Spoon, Snow Blade, Dude Buggy, Gwar, Songs:Ohia, Tenacious D, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Grass Roots, Donovan, The Soviettes, The Beatles, Descendents, SNFU, Drag The River, Chad VanGaalen, Greg Brown, Lucky Sonne, Motorhead, Oh hell there are too many to name.

Movies:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Airplane, and a shit load of others...I'm getting tired of describing myself...does it matter...do you want me to father your children because of musical or movie taste? Jesus.

Books:

You betcha.

Heroes:

Eddie Aikau

My Blog

Burnt Pancakes.

Well I must say the surfing beach life has quite it's moments. You get up in the morning before the wind starts moving, get a good session in, hit the shore and laze on the beach for a bit. It's int...
Posted by america'a next canadian eyeball on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

This is what happens when you get 7/11'd and fuck with drunk....

7/11 CorporationTo whom it may concern,I would like to write a letter of apology in regards to the incident that happened in early May of 2005. The incident was in fact, that I stole from one of your ...
Posted by america'a next canadian eyeball on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:29:00 PST