Dudebuggy

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 We met working in a shipyard in Stolkholm. At the time we were all men, well hung, toned hot bodies, loading the goods onto the boats. The four of us soon realized that there was something more for us in life, we wanted to celebrate by giving the world our music. We wanted to deliver our message as women. So we used all of our savings from the shipyards to undergo numerous serguries on our bodies. As women, we saw the shipyards as our vehicle to come to North America. We used the four months of our journey to learn how to play our instruments and write what are now considered to be legendary songs. for example the songs GOING OFF LIKE DAVID HASSLEHOFF and THESE NUTS PAY THE BILLS were written in the gallows of our ship. As women we explored with one another our sexuality. Fueled on Swedish whiskey and demoral we inserted ourselves into one another. By the time we got to North America we were a well tuned rock machine. We toured for six months without any shows. There was only one city in the world that could understand the feminine nature of our riffs. That city is Calgary Alberta. For a city that rests it's values upon macho men and oil it turned out to be the only place that celebrated our feminine nature. Soon to follow were Banff, Canmore, Fernie, Golden, Edmonton, Regina. We have won many Juno awards since. Group of the Year, Best Country Act, Best Gospel Album. In 2002 we won the Teen Choice Awards for Best R&B Act. It all took a turn for the worst in the winter of 2004. Dudebuggy was abducted by a band of aliens known as SnakeCage! SnakeCage then started to perform a series of shows covering Dudebuggy hits. The reason why they abducted Dudebuggy was because they felt they had higher intelligence than other humans. To this day Dudebuggy is still missing, they may well show up, but who knows when and where. It is rumoured that a band of old school inbred skiers from the backwoods of COP called SnowBlade have started a Dudebuggy tribute band. They are trying to coax the aliens into returning Dudebuggy to earth.