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Bryon, The Smoof Master.

SMOOF!

About Me

What is this, I gotta tell everyone about who I am? Lord... Aight. My name is Bryon, and I live in a very small town in northwestern pa... I am a teller at the biggest Credit Union in my town. Its lame, but i love it. Other then that, i like to paint, if i ever get to again... Roller bladin, doin yoga, whatever. Oh, by the way... I'm gay!

My Interests

Well, I like movies, and music. Mainly Rap and Hip hop... I can shake my ass, so any music that I can shake it too, i'll like... I also paint, abstract. I like interior design, *i'm gay, what do you expect?* and anything fun I guess. Rollercoasters, driving fast, drinking...

I'd like to meet:

USHER! hehe, ok. Um, I am looking for a man who is sweet, and kind, and blah blah blah. Someone who will call me back, and who will ask... "How was your day hunny?"Someone who's cute. I don't mean they have to be hot, just cute, but i'm a firm believer that personality can make someone look better, or worse..

Movies:

I'm a sap for the romantics, but i also like VERY FEW action movies. The transporter, LOVED THAT MOVIE!

Heroes:

She may not realize this, but my mommy is my hero... She's been thru alot of shit, and keeps on goin... And my best friend Carebear... She's been raped and beaten, and possesed by the devil, and still looks out for the good of us all. MERRY MEET AND MERRY PART, MAY WE MERRY MEET AGAIN! luv u both.

My Blog

Defective.

  Sometimes i feel so inferior, like I'm defective. I look around at the people around me, and i feel like i'm the only true gay man out there. Everyone has either been with woman before, or they...
Posted by Bryon, The Smoof Master. on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:42:00 PST

Story of me.

Ah, ice cream. A fags favorite Im lonely, masterpiece cuisine. Just like the galls who proceeded before us, only the unique qualities of cold, hard, creamy goodness, could go up against the most stron...
Posted by Bryon, The Smoof Master. on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:30:00 PST

shut it up, fool.

Sometimes life needs to slap u in the face for u to realize that your simply being a fool, and being played with. My first love ever, 'NIC', finally broke my heart for good. After 6 years of chasing a...
Posted by Bryon, The Smoof Master. on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:48:00 PST

Insignificant men...

Ya know what i'm sick and tired of hearing from men?! The pathetic cries of how much thier insignificant lives are hard, and how they are 'going through some stuff right now'.. Ya know what, no one ca...
Posted by Bryon, The Smoof Master. on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 09:52:00 PST

Kick in the junk....

Ok, so i've kinda gone on this whole, men are worthless sacks of shit binge... which, they are... men suck. So i sank into a slight depression... but it's funny what will kick u out of something like ...
Posted by Bryon, The Smoof Master. on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 09:26:00 PST

Men...

MEN ARE WORTHLESS!!! WORTHLESS SAKS OF SHIT THAT MAKE U THINK UR SPECIAL, AND THAT THEY WANT U, AND THAT UR THE ONE, AND THEN, THEY DON'T CALL!!! they all must die. Men are worthless saks of shit......
Posted by Bryon, The Smoof Master. on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:14:00 PST

Smoof

To all those who do not know what smoof is, i shall describe. SMOOF [Pronouced S-Moo-Ph. Noun, Verb, Adverb, Adjective, Pronoun. Origin;English.]  Smoof.... Smoof is, and isn't, everywhere. ...
Posted by Bryon, The Smoof Master. on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:51:00 PST