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Invida

If I were Queen of Everything, you would be King of What's Left. ...... ......Sign by Dealighted

About Me

I fail at math.
I don't know karate.
I've never been to Mars.
I'd like to have a pet gum drop.
I'd name it Barnabas Bumpbottom.
I would eat a cheese-flavored snocone.
I like clouds that look like angry bunnies.
I invented peanut butter chewing gum.
I also invented daylight and E-Minor.
I visit the madman on the moon.
I once tripped on a coconut.
I dream about David Bowie.
...In a banana suit.
I've never played the banjo.
I think the sugar-free jelly I just ate is peach pus.
I'm not lonely.
I'm not a raccoon.
I don't like nuts.
I lied, I like nuts.
I want music. Every day.
Jason Webley - Eleven Saints

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I love this.
I just wish that guy in the audience weren't singing.
Whoever you are, I give you angry face.
Daks Riggs Yesterday
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Deadboy
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Deadboy and the Elephantmen- Thing in a jar
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Deadboy - Fly on the eye of the lamb
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Looks better with Firefox, tastes bad all the time.
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This is what happens when boredom hits you in the head:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Captain Fuck-A-Bitch.
Birthday: 7-15-86.
Birthplace: San Diego, California.
Current Location: ...Ugh. See: Shit Hole.
Eye Color: Brown. So what? Wannafightaboutit?
Hair Color: The color that happens when melanin has a party and someone throws up in a fish tank.
Height: 5'5" +.5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, for the win. Or the lose. Either way, my right hand is in charge.
Your Heritage: None. A space turtle sneezed, and there I was.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My feet were very much against wearing shoes today.
Your Weakness: I have a mess of them.
Your Fears: I have a mess of those, too. Endless monotony, being trapped...oh, and being fucked with a razor blade.
Your Perfect Pizza: The ones with cheese on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Quit...smoking. Again. Blar.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: It's changed, but I don't know what it is.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Shit."
Your Best Physical Feature: My pinky toe. The right one. It has many powers. One of them is wiggling.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I can grab the Sandman by the balls.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know anymore.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke does not deserve to smell my shit. Y'know...if it could.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Feh!
Single or Group Dates: Single. I guess.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Boobs.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate delivers.
Cappuccino or Coffee: In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green. *Gasm*
Favourite Hair Color: I'm not picky, but dark hair is where it's at.
Short or Long Hair: Short, long...whichever.
Height: Tall. Or not. But mostly tall.
Weight: I don't care.
Best Clothing Style: No clothes.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not too many.
Number of CDs I own: Enough to choke hundreds of people on.
Number of Piercings: Four, although the fourth one may have decided to get all closey.
Number of Tattoos: Zero. :( For now.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Lots.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Myspace is the evil out of Satan's ass.
If you'd like to know anything about me, feel free to ask.
...But beware the marshmallow fluff.
Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to The Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
I didn't really intend on doing much with Myspace, due to thinly-veiled hatred and general contempt. So, if I accept an add request or add you, there's a reason. Probably.
Also, previous About Me drivel has been all squashed into non-existence. That's okay. How many times can you read about giant murderous puppies and juggling crocodiles with your feet, anyway? I'll add eventually, as long as I don't spontaneously combust or become tapioca pudding. With Fate's fickle fingers, who really knows?
Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: Very High
Sloth: Medium
Envy: Medium
Lust: Very High
Pride: Medium
Take the Seven Deadly Sins
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My Interests

Load universe into cannon.
Aim at brain.
Fire.

Music, being silly, brainsplooge, half-heartedly plotting to take over the universe, angstipation, self-pollution, making a nuisance of myself, munching on the toasty souls of the damned, bringing the scourge, sleeping late, waking later, mauling dust bunnies, contending with dementia and bodily anarchy, suffering my own wrath, incurring the wrath of others, !not feeling like poo! or being in a dysphoric daze, ascension, a good fucking buzz, learning, exploring, imagining, reading, writing, dancing, singing, doodling, creativity, envy, craving, absurdity, nonsense, being annoyed with intuition, polluting myself, having a potty mouth, casting off the evil spectre, misanthropy, omniscience or omnipotence, day dreaming, procrastinating, torpor, bullshit, sex, lusting after Metalheads, Et cetera. (Holy Run-On Sentence!) You know, the usual suspects.

I'd like to meet:



Hah.

I fuck Myspace in the face.

Don't tell anyone.

I would also like to meet: Batman. Any man in tights. Maynard James Keenan. The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. Stick Stickly. Buddha. Jesus. Dax Riggs. The person who invented sparkles and glitter. Whoever came up with Halloween. The holiday, not the movie. Various authors, musicians, and artists of all kinds. Dancing zombies. Fluffy kittens. (Not at the same time). Anyone who knows what the word "Kerfuffle" means, or knows the difference between "Your", and "You're". Anyone who has love for music. Anyone who thinks for themselves. Anyone who sticks it to The Man. Anyone who can look past the bullshit. Or, just anyone who stumbles onto this page. OH! Someone to beat me over the head with a rubber ducky, or the shredded hopes of small children, or a giant creme puff, maybe a large cast of Einstein's head made of jello, or the still beating heart of the last virgin on earth, a miniature reindeer, perhaps a dancing pair of underwear, SKELETOR, a male stripper; no, LOTS of male strippers, a member of Monty Python, angry panda puppy, dick-eating condom, an elderly woman in tights, a horny toad, a burning ring of fire, a box of Kleenex would do... KLEENEX! Who invented that? It's brilliant. Kind of like mini-muffins. Whoever came up with those needs a congratulatory blowjob. I'm getting side-tracked. Someone to beat me over the head with an [obscure object] any time I reach for a cigarette. Or when I do what I just did. Brainsplooge, I tell you. It will make a mess of you. Like a chainsaw would.

Music:

Metal, yadda yadda, Metal, yadda yadda. Metal, Metal, Metal. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Metal, Metal, Metal. Actually, I listen to all sorts of music. I'm just too much of a lazy turd to go on about it. Besides, I like Metal. A lot. What don't I listen to? I don't listen to Polka. If you do, feel free to let me know. I don't think I've ever met anyone who has a big yen for Polka. Also, if you know how to yodel...

Movies:

I'm sure I saw a decent one once. Didn't I?

I haven't seen a movie that I could call my favorite yet. I'm keeping the hope alive. Some day there will be a favorite. Maybe it won't even have the words "Sorority girls" or "Gone Homocidal" anywhere in its title.

Hey, Paul! American Psycho
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This is my BOOMSTICK! ..

We can't stop here, this is bat country. ..

Television:

Mythbusters. Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. I have an inexplicable female equivalent of a roaring hard-on for Mike Rowe. Discovery Channel schtuff. No, really. Don't giggle. That's bad manners. (I don't watch much TV). ....

Books:

Ooh! Ooh! I like books! But I'm not going to bother to say which ones. Okay, fine...I like Neil Gaiman. There. You sucked some nerd out of me. I enjoy reading a lot, though. It's good for you. Most of the time.
Random Quotage:
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?"
Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
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"!" said the stranger...
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MORPHEUS: Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does... Ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.
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CHORONZON: I am a dire world, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.MORPHEUS: I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing.CHORONZON: I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing.MORPHEUS: I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged.CHORONZON: I am a snake, spider-devouring, posion-toothed.MORPHEUS: I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy footed.CHORONZON: I am an anthrax, butcher, bacterium, warm-life destroying.MORPHEUS: I am a world, space-floating, life nurturing.CHORONZON: I am a nova, all-exploding... planet-cremating.MORPHEUS: I am the Universe -- all things encompassing, all life embracing.CHORONZON: I am Anti-Life, the Beast of Judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything. Sss. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?MORPHEUS: I am hope.
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Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire thread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!" ...and I'll look down, and whisper "No."
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Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what really matters. They never ask: "What does his voice sound like?" "What games does he like best?" "Does he collect butterflies?". They ask: "How old is he?" "How many brothers does he have?" "How much does he weigh?" "How much money does his father make?" Only then do they think they know him.
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"For millions of years flowers have been producing thorns. For millions of years sheep have been eating them all the same. And it's not serious, trying to understand why flowers go to such trouble produce thorns that are good for nothing? It's not important, the war between the sheep and the flowers?... Suppose I happen to know a unique flower, one that exists nowhere in the world except on my planet, one that a little sheep can wipe out in a single bite one morning, just like that, even without realizing what he's doing - that isn't important? If someone loves a flower of which just one example exists among all the millions and millions of stars, that's enough to make him happy when he looks at the stars. He tells himself, 'My flower's up there somewhere...' But if the sheep eats the flower, then for him it's as if, suddenly, all the stars went out. And that isn't important?'"
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"Just living isn't enough," said the butterfly, "one must also have freedom, sunshine, and a little flower."

Heroes:

The madman in the moon.
Vida --
[noun]:

A master of sexual gratification

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Blog

So, I met my husband last night.

He was a lot sexier than I thought he would be, but I think his head is broken.Sorry about the table, Jason....
Posted by Invida on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:28:00 PST

More Stupid Meme: Insomnia and... Romance?

(1) Would you kiss your Ex again?I'd kiss Mr. Sexy again, but his sister would probably punch me in the face.(2) How many girlfriends/boyfriends have told you they loved you?Banana! Orange!Thailand!Th...
Posted by Invida on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:56:00 PST

Stupid Meme. Cannibal Corpse Edition.

Are you male or female: Fucked With A Knife.Describe Yourself: I Will Kill You.How Do Some People Feel About You: A Skull Full Of Maggots.How Do You Feel About Yourself: No Remorse.Describe Your Ex Gi...
Posted by Invida on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

FYI:

Nobody gives a fuck about your car.Skeezoid.
Posted by Invida on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST