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Little Johnny just got a brand new train set and was downstairs playing with it. He had his little conductor hat on and was pulling on the whistle. As the train came to a stop he said, "All you muthafuckers getting off, get off. And all you muthafuckers getting on, get on."
His Mother was in the kitchen and couldn't believe she just heard what she thought she heard.
Again, Johnny blew the whistle and the train took off. It went through mountains and tunnels and over bridges and he blew the whistle again. It came to a stop and he said, "All you muthafuckers getting off, get off. And all you muthafuckers getting on, get on!"
Johnny's mother came running out of the kitche, snatched him by the ear and began to berate him. "Johnny, we don't use language like that in this house. You need a time out-go upstairs to your room for one-half hour and think about those words you said."
Johnny stomped upstairs all pissed off and half an hour later he poked his head out and asked his mom if he could come out and play with his train again. She said yes and sure hoped he had learned his lesson.
Johnny pulled on the whistle and the train took off, went around the track a couple times, and came to a stop. "All you getting off, get off, and all of you getting on, get on. And if anyone has a problem with that 30-minute delay, talk to the bitch in the kitchen!".. width="425" height="350" ..
