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Brian

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Do you know me? Have we met? If you passed me in the street, would I know who you are? If not, DON'T SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST! All of you MySpace whores with 2300 friends can go add someone else.

Now that that unpleasantness is out of the way, hello there. If you've stumbled on this page by some twist of fate and somehow find me interesting, and would like to yak it up with me, by all means, send me an email.

Otherwise you can shove that webcam right up your ass...
Oh, what am I thinking, it's already in there, isn't it?

And another thing, if you put up a comment with some oversized picture that's gonna stretch out the columns on my profile, that shit is getting deleted with the quickness. So re-size it!

Make sure to swing on over to Sore Thumb Productions on MySpace for some trailers & shorts and stuff. Especially stuff.

My Interests

Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Basketball, Hockey, Yoga, Sixers, Flyers, Hoyas, Eagles, Phillies

Television:

Lost, My Name is Earl, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Entourage, Pardon The Interruption, The Office, Scrubs

My Blog

That sneaky stalker is at it again!

I saw her today. My stalker is back in town. What should I do? I fear for my safety. Restraining order? I dunno, you tell me.For those of you unfamiliar with the history, I saw this girl at an event. ...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

How to tell whether you will dig me.

Hey Ladies, I know you're looking at my profile and saying, "Hmm, I wonder if I'd be attracted to this Brian guy..." Well wonder no more!!!Here's fun little test that will let you know whether you'll ...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST

Hummer Time

I was driving home and saw this Hummer half a block up from me moving in an odd fashion. It bucked and rocked back and forth a good 45 degrees. Then it did it again. Here's the aftermath (plus some sq...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:44:00 PST

Back in the USA

Thursday May 25thTravel Day. I've got three flights today. I'm a little nervous. I've gotta make two connections without losing my luggage and clear customs with a sack full of cocoa beans. I take...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:40:00 PST

You say To-Bah-Go, I say To-Bay-Go

Why am I going to Tobago you might ask? If your'e not familiar with the EarthBox, it's a product my company manufactures. It's basically a container garden that grows the hell out of veggies and herbs...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:00:00 PST

Marathon Trip

Im on a trek. No not a bike. Im in the middle of a six-stop, five-city journey that will take me to Orlando, Tobago, back to Orlando, Scranton, PA, Red Bank, NJ, and Washington before heading back to ...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:53:00 PST

Double Agents in LA

I'd never seen Alias before. Heard lots of good things about it, but since I missed the beginning, tuning in later seemed futile. So I got the first DVD from Netflix today. Yeah, I'm hooked.As I'm wat...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:30:00 PST

Getting Lost (no, not the TV show)

I always used to get lost/run away. Not that I didn't like it at home, I just has shit to do. I got lost so often at the shore, Mom would put a luggage tag in my bathing suit with the address of the ...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST

Can't we all get along?

What have I done to all of you MySpacers out there to treat me with such contempt? As I read between the lines of html on these pages of YourSpace, I feel whole-heartedly unwelcome. Please stop this p...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:13:00 PST