Let's keep this brief-ish: My name is Orlando, Lando, or Zero. Choose your favorite and move on.
I was born and raised in Southern California. Since as long as I can remember I have always liked privacy, so unless if I know you already, you probably won't know shit about me. Even after that I'm still very quiet and reserved. Ask anyone who knows me, they won't deny it.
I'm also weird. Period.
I have a huge problem with people who rItE liEk DiS, write like that to me and you are just asking to be banned. :D
I admit I am an asshole. I bask in knowing this. Others won't deny this either. But watch out for those who will say I am an opportunist. They're just mad because they were bitten by me. ;)
