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Bloodsausage

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

As a carnivore I enjoy lamb jalfrezies and steak sandwiches, in fact if its dead I'll eat it. But not tongue. Well sometimes. I consider myself pretty easy going in a manic kind of way and have a vested interest in retina scanning cat flaps. In Fact one could say I'm old but I'm not. I have all my own teeth and several belonging to other people (don't worry, I know what your thinking but they were all asleep when I took them out and they didn't feel a thing) it's a bit of a hobby of mine. I enjoy the odd drink but have been told not to indulge for tax reasons although will gladly except a beverage when offered for free. I like red heads. MMMM. And tight buts, and what are those things that look like they should need winding up but work anyway? I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I love music, cooking, beating small children and crazy golf. If You enjoy any of these and would like to come around my caravan for a weekend of naughty fun please get in touch my number is 0800 454545. I just found a fantastic web site, check out http://www.bionictonic.co.uk

I'd like to meet:

My mother, she vanished two weeks before I was born and has not been seen or heard of since. She has been described as stumpy and élan although this could be an exaggeration I am also looking for a mate preferably a red headed carniovre with a lot of energy and an of shore bank account. Meeting the Deli Lama would be nice.

Music:

I recently won a fart that tune competition with my heart breaking rendition of Itsi Bitsi Yellow Polka Dot Bikini and I sometimes hit buskers. Got to love techno though BUMBADABUMBADABUMBADABUMBADA.

Movies:

Care Bears the Movie, Debbie Does New Orleans and Straw Dogs are the only movies I ever watch and the only ones I have ever seen.

Television:

I saw one in a shop on the high street in May 1997.

Books:

The Bumper Book Of Cat Jokes, a book to suit any occasion, is possibly my all time favourite but one feels that it could be a acquired taste were as Meat is an all together more accessible tome that will appeal to peoples of all ages with the exception of those not born yet. I also never leave the house with out a copy of the Good Beer Guide and the Encyclopaedia Britannia volume Ko to Ma.

Heroes:

Yup two please