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hey hey, tay tay.

god bless you, chance, and i love your sweater.

About Me

I'm terrified of everything and I'm mean spirited. I enjoy a good cigarette at all hours. I'm always right, all day every day. I can read two books at a time. I'm a really good driver.

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My Interests

High-fiving. You. Proving everyone I know wrong.

I'd like to meet:

you - bullshit = happy.
also, people into easy math equations that apply to real life situtations.

and someone who can snuggle me like this:

Music:

kings of leon. daughters. ryan adams. neutral milk hotel. these arms are snakes. JT! the knife. bear vs shark. hank williams. queen. mono. snoop.

Movies:

amelie. the royal tenenbaums. the three amigos. the man without a face. donnie darko. the notebook. disney's sleeping beauty. the departed. once. tim burton. as long as they make me laugh or make me cry, i love them.

Television:

history channel. arrested development. lifetime: television for women.

Books:

Sudoku. Harry Potter. and currently: blue like jazz and henry and june.

Heroes:

not you.

My Blog

adventures in sleep

on a fairly regular basis, i remember my dreams incredibly vividly. and usually my dreams are super detailed and intense. last nights dream takes the cake. it was the dream to end all dreams. it start...
Posted by hey hey, tay tay. on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:47:00 PST

this might be a first

i'm still drunk after having slept all day. its a weird feeling. life is hard. word.
Posted by hey hey, tay tay. on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:52:00 PST

this is so nerdy

but the final harry potter book comes out july 21. i think thats the date. around then, anyway. i'm so freaking excited.
Posted by hey hey, tay tay. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:29:00 PST

the war is on!

so me and shannon are at war with the girls who live across the complex. let me explain: about a week and half ago i was outside smoking, in the DESIGNATED area next to the ASHTRAY. she was passi...
Posted by hey hey, tay tay. on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:01:00 PST

stupid

i am in so much pain. say goodbye to aaron. for he is getting murdered this weekend.
Posted by hey hey, tay tay. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:00:00 PST

a story of sorts

Ok, so let me preface this by explaining a little. In high school, me and my friend Lindsay make a "book" of small stories about us and little adventures. They were all entirely made up, but they were...
Posted by hey hey, tay tay. on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:40:00 PST