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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason
Birthday: July 11 1972
Birthplace: Elmira N.Y.
Current Location: Dayton Fuckin OH
Eye Color: Doo Doo Brown
Hair Color: Brown....and a little gray(had an accident with ether)
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what i'm doing
Your Heritage: Adopted by fat wolves, so I have no idea
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Suede slip-ons
Your Weakness: Pu-nanny
Your Fears: Bees and Prison(not jail, PRISON)
Your Perfect Pizza: black bean salsa sauce, grilled chix,cheddar and pepper jack cheese,black olives,then topped w fresh pico de'gallo and sour cream. Otherwise known as the Santa Fe'.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting my Drivers license back( haven't had one in 8 years)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: That little guy who rolls around laughing emoticon
Thoughts First Waking Up: I sho'is hungry!
Your Best Physical Feature: Ma Wang!
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Holding my kids when they were infants
Pepsi or Coke: 7-up
MacDonalds or Burger King: white castle
Single or Group Dates: umm...no
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Lotsa sugar,lotsa cream, w/some coffee in it
Do you Smoke: Yup, I quit for 5 months(UN-voluntarily) but got right back on the cancer express
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: yup, sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunatley yes
Do you want to go to College: Already did
Do you want to get Married: Sure, and I'd also like a lobotomy please!
Do you belive in yourself: Belive?
Do you get Motion Sickness: On those tea cups at disney land when I was 5
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar somewhat
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup,I just did 5 months in jail, and really needed it
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup...see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope my girl won't let me.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Nope, okay maybe once.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, by a guy though
Ever been Beaten up: Yup, more times than most people(before the age of 10)
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, i was a serious clepto as a kid.
How do you want to Die: I don't!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: porn star
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: As close to mine as possible i guess
Weight: Doesn't matter really
Best Clothing Style: huh?
Number of Drugs I have taken: yes, I have taken a number of drugs
Number of CDs I own: Around 150 I guess
Number of Piercings: 1, but i don't wear it anymore
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: countless
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How about people that dig rock n roll and aren't stupid, for starters. After that,The Dali Llama,Randy "The Natural" Couture(a contradiction of sorts to some, but not really), Josh Homme, Eddie Spaghetti, My "REAL" dad(Boo-fuckin-Hoo, I know), Gene and Dean Ween, and so many others.
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Ween, Alice-in-Chains, Toadies, Supersuckers, Radiohead, Gwar, Helmet, Social D, Zeke, Hellacopters, Chevelle, Seether, Disturbed, Braniac, Fishbone, Sonic Youth, Rush(yeah, I said it!!....what?), Metallica(before they cut their hair and quit dope), Black Crowes, Ozzy O., Pantera, Outkast, R.E.M.(was gonna say before they were gay,...but...eh), Eminem, Reverend Horton Heat, Queens of the Stone Age, Bloodhound Gang, Primus, Suicidal Tendencies, Agent Orange, Nashville Pussy, Tribe Called Quest, Beasties, Beck, Screaming Trees, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Murder Your Darlings, Terrifying Expierience and so much more!!!!
I'm a big Cohen brothers fan, but really, I dig all movies that don't suck. And let's face it folks, there's an abundance of crappy movies being made daily.
I watch entirely too much T.V.
Be Here Now(Baba Ram Das), The Prophet(Kahil Gibran), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson), Demon Box(Ken Keysey), any John Grisham book(not the movies) and any Stephen King(Prior to "It" as I haven't read any since then)
The entire New York City Fire Department,Johnny Cash, Arnie Palmer, Oderus Urungus, and of course Mr. Rogers(he never once beat the shit out of me!)