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Hotcakes

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About Me

My name is Johnny Hotcakes.
I am vegan.
I do not drink.
I do not smoke.
I go to work.
I finished school.
Train at Paragon BJJ.
Eat dinner.
I make beats for 2 hours.
I go to bed.
I hang out at The House of Rock.
I read comics.

Check out my T-Shirt Company! Jinxed Inx!

Also, my friends and I Believe In Comics!

Benny Benassi pres. The Biz - Satisfaction

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My Interests

Making money.

I'd like to meet:

absolutely no one, ever again.

Music:

My roots: Ramones, Screeching Weasel, Queers, Lillingtons, Mopes, Manges, Riverdales, Groovie Ghoulies, Eyeliners, Vindictives, Huntingtons, Teen Idols, Teenage Bottlerocket, Alkaline Trio, Communique, Ted Leo, Social Distortion. Lately: The Bravery, The Broadways, The Bronx, The Caesars, The Cars, Cat Stevens, Cheap Trick, Chromeo, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, Comeback Kid, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Elvis Costello, The Faint, Fischerspooner, The Fitness, Ghostland Observatory, Heavens, The Hives, Hot Hot Heat, Houston Bernard, Jawbreaker, Jets To Brazil, Joe Jitsu, Joey Ramone, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, The Killers, Kings Of Leon, Kissing Tigers, The Knife, Lawrence Arms, LAX, Le Tigre, Matt Skiba, Ming & Ping, Morrissey, One Million Tiny Tiny Jesuses, Op Ivy, Oranges Band, Peaches, Pink Spiders, Postal Service, The Rapture, Ratatat, Raveonettes, Refused, Reggie and the Full Effect, The Rentals, Right Turn Clyde, Riverboat Gamblers, Rocket From The Crypt, Ryan Adams, Shiny Toy Guns, The Smiths, Sondre Lerche, The Sounds, Stringer, Strokes, Sweet Daddy, We Are Scientists, The Washdown, Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I like making people mad by saying I only listen to The Ramones only and nothing else matters. In reality, everyone knows I listen to Alkaline Trio everyday.

Movies:

Spiderman 1, 2, 3, Hellboy, Beautiful Girls, Harold and Maude, Donnie Darko, Sin City, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Michael Moore stuff, Death Proof, Predator, Superbad, anything Jean Claude or Steven Segal did before 1998. What's really sad is that I'm not even joking about that last part.

Television:

The Office, if they ever show it again.

Books:

I like alot of comics, especially Spider-Man. I want to be Spider-Man so bad it makes me cry when I think about it. I now know I might not ever attain that super-human power, and it hurts my heart to realize that. The Preacher, From Hell, The Simpsons, The Watchmen, The Punisher.

Heroes:

Johnny Ramone and Joey Ramone.... Stan Lee and Steve Ditko... Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon...

My Blog

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow I will wake up and move into an apartment.  This will be the first time i've lived without a roomate or a girlfriend.  I am kind of weirded out...but i need to be alone for a l...
Posted by Hotcakes on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:52:00 PST

Hey WOMAN... Want to get LAID?

So I heard you are a woman, and you think you are ready to get laid.  Wrong, bitch.  It will take you a year, at the fuckin' least, the LEAST!!! to get laid.  If you follow my guide to&...
Posted by Hotcakes on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:48:00 PST

Communique Interview!

Dance, Dance!  Revolution! by: Johnny Hotcakes   Now, we know there is punk rock, and we know there is disco.  What happens when the two are mixed, then sprinkled with evil?  Yo...
Posted by Hotcakes on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:51:00 PST