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BOBBY

Im Breakin' Dishes, Up In Here!

About Me

Hey BEEarches. Im robert, 19, brisbane, u guessed it! Im gay, lol! Um i work in a call centre for directory assistance, all i do is go clubbing on the weekend and get trashed! I love clubbing, its like the only thing worth doing, i mean besides msn lol! Im on this thing way to much. Sometimes i go to the pub thru the week with friends and buy random grocerys and yer thats about all there is to my life! I usually just wait for the weekend and get smashed and waste all the money i worked for thru the week LOL. But hey at least im having fun, Thats what lifes about right? I live in south brisbane with some people from work and they are really kool, really close friends with them now! Been here for about 2 months. Ive had abit of a hard year this year personally and pyschically i nearly chopped my finger off! But im on the up! Thats about all there is to me! Add me to ur friends thing you cunts! xo :)
Do you love my xtina dance? LOL
ROBERT OLIVER, lol @ me cooking watch this! Commentry By Elisha!
Look its me!
SINGING MAY NOT BE YO' STWONGEST STWENKTH DARLIN, BUT YOU DID A GOOD JARB, YOU STAYED TRUE TO YO-SELF! SISTER BOYFRIEND! Move your body around like a nympho Everybody get your necks to crack around All you crazy people come on jump around I want to see you all on your knees, knees You either want to be with me, or be me!
Time Goes By So Slowly

My Interests

Music, Drinking, Msn, Clubbing, Mcdonalds, Silly impersonations, Guys, Friends, Pop thrash, Tanning, Bitching, Reality TV, Celebs, Z grade celebs, NW, Talking, Having fun and Shotting vodka!

MY BEST FRIENDS:
MMMM gotta love the burn!

YUM tanalicious!

Mmmmm cream! lol

MMM ipod! Crisp apple!
Omg McDonalds.. YUM!!! haha
YUM COOKIES AND CREAM! *melts*

YUM ECLIPSE CANT GO WITHOUT MY DAILY TIN!

LEAVE ME A NICE MSG ON MY FRIDGE OR DIE BITCHES
Click Here to get this from FreeFlashToys.com!

I'd like to meet:

If your a bitch then ill love you, if your a bitch TOO me ill hate you, ive had too much a*holes in my life already!... So Anybody! girls! boys! haha anyone who wants to have a good ol' yarn about the bibs and bobs of life, add me! :) As long as ur not a freak! :)

Im Not What I Thought Id Be, Just a Heart Left In Ruins On The ground, But Im not Shattered...

Rushing, way too fast, Why do I always do it? Thinking this might last, How could I be so stupid? But this time, I'm not OK, no, I need to breathe again, 'Cause I don't want to I don't want to make Another mistake like you And I don't want to hate But love doesn't get me through 'Cause I can't be alone again No I don't want to make Another mistake like you

Move your body around like a nympho!

Kiss my smeared turd off the toilet seat!

LMAO awww awful-ly funny!

LMAO PERIODS, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS! YUM!

Music:


TOP 10 PLAYED SONGS THIS WEEK

Im into alot of different stuff stuff, Atm im pretty into ministory of sound songs and music from the fams! Cicada, Tonite Only, Dirty South, Supermode, Princess Superstar, Moby, Fedde Le Grand, Sneaky Sound System, Sander Kleinenberg, Chris Lake, Bob Sinclar, Offer Nissim, Paul Oakenfold, Sebastien Leger, Michael Gray and heaps of others!! :)... I love 80s, 90s (MY FAV!) and now, i listen to so many different music styles but its mainly pop. I have 5000 mp3s and my ipods my prized posession so there ya go!

There are my favourite artists:

Movies:

Closer, that was the best movie ever. I watched the dvd 4 times the other week! on DOI VOI DOI WOIDSCROIN! So sad, i can relate!

LOL one night in paris, what a basic for every collection!

and hello... muriels wedding!!!

Television:

Reality TV!!! Big brother and survivor. I dont really bother with tv anymore tho it bores me! I love forenstic investigation which is hosted by lisa mccune i dunno why i just always watch it!

Gretel is such an idol!

Books:

HAHA my favourite author/book is NW!

Heroes:

Lindsay Lohan, Alcoholics, Kirstey Alley, Marcia Hines, Paris Hilton, Kath and Kim, Gretel Killeen, Schapelle Corby and Perry (bb6).

YUM PARIS!

GO JEANIE LITTLE!

AWW YUM GO RONALD MY HERO! OH BABY!

lmfao @ this picture!
GO THE FAT KIRSTIE ALLEY!
Cheryl Browne
(Thats Brown with an e or brownie without the i LARVE!) I love cheryl shes a part time centrelink bludger/Taxi rank bitch! (shes me and my friends made up character lol based on the real taxi rank bitch in the valley!)

"OI! CUT IT! GET! OUT! WHERE! NUP WHERE!"
"IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOU, OR ANYONE"
"YOU! CUT IT! SHUT IT! ZIP IT! GET IT! GOOD!"
"GIVE ME A DURRY! NOW!"
"I COULD! I WOULD! BUT NUP!"

My Blog

NEW HAIR :)

what do u think guys? LOL i just became a brunette (with a blonde chunk) well i love it! lol!!
Posted by Scrimple on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:18:00 PST

BEST MACCAS OF SEPTEMBER YUM!

omg i nearly came it hit my gspot hard, best quarter pounder thats pounded my mouth in AGES! yum! MCDONALDS! mmmmm
Posted by Scrimple on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST

200 FRIENDS

yey i have 200 my space friends! ive bveen drinking 2! (for no reason) what a greta thing to celebrate! ghaha
Posted by Scrimple on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:41:00 PST

Paris only had 1 drink! God! (lol)

"I had one margarita (and) was starving because I had not eaten all day," she said."Maybe I was speeding a little bit and I got pulled over. I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-...
Posted by Scrimple on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

RIP Steve Irwin!

SOOOO sad!!! :( cant believe he died!
Posted by Scrimple on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:01:00 PST

Black and Gold Chicken Nuggets

i really feel like cheap black and gold chicken nuggets atm.. the 1s u get sick of after the 3rd 1 LOL :( random hope every1s weekends were good coz mine was fukn great!
Posted by Scrimple on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:26:00 PST

Rain

Isnt the rain nice! mmm I want pizza!
Posted by Scrimple on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:57:00 PST

My New Myspace Layout

What do you think you big cunts!!! MMM maccas! haha
Posted by Scrimple on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:37:00 PST

McDonalds

I LOVE MCDONALDS im so fat, but i love it yum! i just had a qp meal lol @ 1130 at night, was so satifying! mmm YUM!! dont u just love it?
Posted by Scrimple on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:27:00 PST

I Love Lesbians

Its official! I love lesbians! ha! I wish i was straight.. lol
Posted by Scrimple on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:00:00 PST