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mat

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

You want to know about me?Then check out the july 1978 edition of Playgirl magazine.I don't know who that guy is but I know it ain't me and now so do you.

My Interests

My main interest is eating chicken!Then I like body piercing...chickens!Then i like shooting guns...at chickens!And most of all,I like having sex...not with chickens ya sicko!!!!Sheep.

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOM!!!!Or your sister or I'll settle for your ugly cousin.

Music:

All kinds of music but mainly bluegrass and some good ole country and western.You know,the classics...Pantera,White Zombie,Type O,Ministry,Clutch and my favorite Kenny Rogers which by the way is a good friend of mines dad,you know who you are.

Movies:

Any and all horror movies!!!House of 1000 corpses,devils rejects,amityville...and so on.Gangster movies are cool too,scarface,goodfellas,etc...

Television:

Dirty Jobs,Inked,Miami Ink,some old school Miami Vice,The A-Team.

Books:

Anything relating to serial killers,rock stars or porn stars.

Heroes:

Ed McMahon,the day he knocks on my door and gives me a frickin buttload of money...then he can be my hero.And Kelly Rogers,even though he's old and fat and can't fly anymore,he still runs around in his cape and nothing else...that takes a big man to do that and not be ashamed.