Customization and Customs |
I've been growing an onion, I named him several times... We shall call him Demetrius. The other night he fell off of my fridge and several of his stalks were injured. Hopefully he can pull...
Posted by Clarence Hardway on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:30:00 PST |
Gothic Architecture and YOU! |
A story.The long encasable journey of baskethead the undeliable. F"ar away& In a big suitcase full of books& Was a man! A man! He looked& just like'em. And he never smiled...
Posted by Clarence Hardway on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:08:00 PST |
Royal Jelly... for cats! |
When our powers combine... we get yellow sportcoats!
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Posted by Clarence Hardway on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:47:00 PST |
The Clement of Easterly Tensions (and her son). |
Deerest Doorest,I've been thnking a lot about Basketball, and by basketball I mean tennis and by thinking I mean not doing really anything.But I could know the secrets of the universe. So Eff yo...
Posted by Clarence Hardway on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:58:00 PST |
My NEW Wifey |
I've fallen in love. Although I've already shown this video to Conwayrador, I've decided that everyone should see who I'll travel back in time to marry.
I've been watching this...
Posted by Clarence Hardway on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST |
RUSTY SPOON |
This story was written by me, after I told Mike that I needed to come up with a story for Sequel English class. He proceeded to say a whole bunch of stuff that he thought was something I would s...
Posted by Clarence Hardway on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:10:00 PST |
Prejaculatory Pre-nomination |
In my dream last night I traveled back in time during the American Civil War, except this war took place in the 10th Century. I went to sabotage the GREYS! I brought a r...
Posted by Clarence Hardway on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:50:00 PST |
Tropican't |
Lastlastnight in my dream I had very long hair and an awesome, wild beard. I showed Jill and she thought it looked kind of cool so it made me happy.I wasn't until afterwards that I realized I ha...
Posted by Clarence Hardway on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 04:45:00 PST |
Cow Tipping and it's effects on Post-Marriage Lactation. |
Cats are the seventh seven seventh.I just realized the most important thing in the world.It's not about CATS!
Posted by Clarence Hardway on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST |
Booter Mein Gooter. |
Deer Biscuits and Bedbugs,B is for Baking, I is for Iteration, R is for Randy Savage, T is for Toothular, H is for Hydrogen, D is for Dallas, A is for Argon, Y is for Yan-Yan, S is for Salamander, A i...
Posted by Clarence Hardway on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:10:00 PST |
