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Craven

Is that Ted Turner on a zip line?

About Me

I'm 26 years old and have learned through most of my life that the world is full of idiots. All those bullies are really little pansies, all those jocks are worthless, and all those preppy kids are complete morons. Rarely have I found people in this life that are worth talking to. But there is hope. I have found people that arent wrapped up in thier looks and themselves. These people are the only ones that I call friends.

My Interests

Texas Hold'em, Paintball, D&D, WoW, Wicca, and Psi Vamps.

I'd like to meet:

People that don't piss me off. Jocks and trendy little bitches can die and go to hell for all I care.Gays are fine. I have lots of gay friends and welcome more with open arms. Gay BASHERS can step in front of a moving train for all I care.Race is no issue either. My circle of friends knows no color. Racists, you can blow your brains out and bleed all over the floor and I really won't give 2 shits less.Men and women are welcome equally. Wife beaters (Not the shirt) deserve to be beaten bloody with a spiked bat.No conspiracy theorists, you're all delusional.Child abusers can die and go to fucking hell too.I don't follow gang colors, I follow myself. I'll fight for a friend, not against them.If your coming here to try and sell me god then take a fucking hike. I chose my religion already so I'm not interested.

Music:

HEAVY FUCKING METAL!!! If you really want a clue then look at the bands in my friends list.

Movies:

Any good horror, sci fi, or action.

Television:

Anything UFC or Adult Swim, all other TV sucks

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

More ramblings from a complete asshole

Well, I never thought I'de say this but I'm fucking bored with life. I can honestly say there isn't much really to look forward to at this point. Everyday I go to work, I come home, I shower and ...
Posted by Craven on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST

It was bound to happen I guess...

Well, I knew it had to happen some day. One man's luck can only stretch so far before the same activity finally causes him physical harm.Cutting directly to the chase here it goes.Last night was the n...
Posted by Craven on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:07:00 PST

Jake Jekyll.....aka-Shit wrapped in skin..

Well, for those who haven't payed attention to the news or read a newspaper, get the fuck up off your ass and find out whats going on. I'm sick of ignorant fucks not knowing whats going on around them...
Posted by Craven on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:22:00 PST

Here we go again

Well, time to give it another shot. No matter what people tell me quite frankly I don't think I am any where near good looking. In fact I am quite disgusted at the site of my self. So, This friday I a...
Posted by Craven on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:28:00 PST

Turning 26

Tommorrow I turn the big 26.Somehow I feel like I've already wasted most of my life away. Nothing after 21 seems to really be any age of importance.
Posted by Craven on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:42:00 PST

I'm running out of ideas here...

Ok, I'm bored outta my skull. I would work on more stuff for the Zine but I'm currently having a case of severe writers block. My last 5 hour session at Denny's yielded nothing. Someone come and kidna...
Posted by Craven on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 03:25:00 PST

I feel like ass

Well, I got to take a wonderful trip to the hospital today. I was so sick I had to call out from work. Then I started getting the stomach pains. They were so painful it made me dizzy and cross eyed. I...
Posted by Craven on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:46:00 PST

Pent up aggression

I need a fucking show and I need one now. I need to unleash some fucking hell in a mosh pit before I freak out and punch the next person that pisses me off or assumes I'm too afraid to fight. People w...
Posted by Craven on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:13:00 PST

Maybe time for a war

So, those who are caught up on shit know Nicole are done. If you didn't know, now you do. I had agreed that I was gonna stay till the lease was up on the apartment. There was only about a month or 2 l...
Posted by Craven on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 03:55:00 PST

Drunk and....nor sure which emotion yet

Well, here I fucking sit. Pounding back watermelon pucker and contemplating shit.I was just fuckin dumped tonight by the woman I have been with for 7 FUCKING YEARS. She tells me now that we are too di...
Posted by Craven on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 11:23:00 PST