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Laurabot

graveyards and dead angels

About Me

I'm a fuckin' beast.

My Interests

Travel, birds, fine dining, cities after midnight, beautiful things, morbid curiosity, Nazi propaganda, learning languages, violence

I'd like to meet:

Smart gorgeous interesting humans, mythical beasts, long-lost relatives, people who like me :)

Music:

Synthpop, futurepop, electro, house, schaffel, new wave, shoegazer, postpunk, goth rock, MMMEEETTTAAALLLLL

Movies:

Europa Europa

Television:

Metalocalypse, Beavis & Butt-Head, Doctor Who

Books:

Ordinary Men

Heroes:

Malcolm X

My Blog

one of these.

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?Walter.2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?Molé Molé. Today.3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?Carl...
Posted by Laurabot on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:15:00 PST

Happy birthday to my cat!

He's 16 today! Happy birthday Cinnamon! :DI graduate from college in 94 days. WTF, real world?
Posted by Laurabot on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:17:00 PST

fatty mcfatterson and the french fries

I can't stand the people who think "Super Size Me" and similar works of "blame fast food establishments for people being fat 'art'" require some kind of amazing revolutionary geniu...
Posted by Laurabot on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:50:00 PST

I haven't updated in almost a year!

So why post anything interesting now?50 0DD THiNGS AB0UT Y0U1. Where's #1 on your top 8?Who knows. On the road. En route to Louisiana.2. Have you ever smoked heroine?Never.3. Do you own a gun?I wish...
Posted by Laurabot on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:41:00 PST

stranger danger

So today at work I had a sort of re-realization-epiphany type thinger - I was lunching with a couple other interns and while we were talking, they more or less thought everything I said was weird. I ...
Posted by Laurabot on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:05:00 PST

BLASPHEMOUS

My mom said the most blasphemous thing ever to me today.Upon reading a news article about how the Presbyterian church is allowing the Holy Trinity to be called whatever people want to call it (i.e. in...
Posted by Laurabot on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:36:00 PST

great britain hates me

I'm enjoying the UK thus far - many good times to write home about.  I've gotten men from South Africa, New Zealand, London, and York to buy me drinks, gone pub hopping with the tour bu...
Posted by Laurabot on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:35:00 PST

Time for a change.

Tonight I had a great night in with friends, including two of the most talented music kids my high school has ever seen. They excelled (and continue to excel) at performance and composition, and were...
Posted by Laurabot on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:53:00 PST

I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

I may come off as a cynical asshole, but if you can get me to care about you, I'll do anything for you. Well, not anything, but I'll stay up until 5:30 in the morning to help you with your personal p...
Posted by Laurabot on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:27:00 PST

funeral for a friend of a friend

Today I attended my first funeral service...unfortunately it was for a Vassar student who had committed suicide. She was a beautiful girl who was close with some of my friends. Her family had a Budd...
Posted by Laurabot on Sat, 20 May 2006 12:11:00 PST