I love my dogs. I also love meatball subs, living on Sex Farm Deux and taking long rides in Bloodclot when I'm not unpacking 6000 boxes full of stuff I don't really need but have anyway.
I like to drink Bud and watch dogs play on Ali-Crowley's porch.
I pretty much hate everyone...especially girls. However, if T-Bag was ever in the area I'd meet him and put my head on his knee and even smell his stinky finger if he asked politely.
Slayer. Poison. Justin Timberlake. Roxanne Shante. Ricky Skaggs. Tom Jones.
Porn involving midgets, smart zombie flicks or anything with Divine.
Prison shows. And that about covers it.
I Have A Turtle.
My mother....because she ran up the hill to give me baking soda and water when the stupid yellow jacket stung me. Mad props...the woman is so brave. So, very, brave.