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Super Hanz

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Hanz
Birthday: April Fool's Day! Aceness!
Birthplace: Bolton
Current Location: Hull
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brunette once again!
Height: 5ft 4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right you are!
Your Heritage: Apes? Single celled organisms? How the fuck should I know?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse all the way
Your Weakness: I am invincible
Your Fears: A Jaffa Cake shortage... we'll all be doomed, DOOMED!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Haworths (don't forget cheesy chips and chip spice!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: England Vs Germany world cup final
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol, its the torment of every msn geek
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it time to sleep again?
Your Best Physical Feature: My arms are useful for everyday activities
Your Bedtime: Yes it is
Your Most Missed Memory: Moon Dreamers and Jem
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, but not Rola Cola!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Happy Meals rule all
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither... they both look and taste like toilet water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, hot chocolates are great though!
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Stupid question
Do you Sing: Like a banshee
Do you Shower Daily: Yes...really!
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Not particularly
Do you belive in yourself: Supera Moras
Do you get Motion Sickness: Really fast spinny-roundy type things aren't pleasent
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't ponder over it, I'm not that shallow
Are you a Health Freak: Hmm... I don't know about health part
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're pretty
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play clarinet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Aye
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nay
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, me and Elliott go to loadsa cool places!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hell yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Wtf?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: You'd get eaten by some unknown species if you tried that in the Humber
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah
Ever been Drunk: Yes, blame Shell! Teehee!
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: I'm hard as nails!
Ever Shoplifted: Nah, I'm not strong enough to lift up buildings... Oh yes how funny am i?!
How do you want to Die: The apocalypse
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller?
What country would you most like to Visit: America- NYC!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short!
Height: Tall-ish
Weight: Pffff who actually cares?
Best Clothing Style: Trendy- no kagools and reebok classics agh lol!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nil
Number of CDs I own: Waaaaay too many
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets!
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I also have facebook if you wanna add me on there, it's elliott's fault lmao!

My Interests

If I were a genie I wouldn't serve Larry Hagman that's for damn sure lol!

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Asia with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. At weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. Using only a pipe and a glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I manage time efficiently. I have also performed open-heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I have performed several covert operations for MI5. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a deckchair. Whilst on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me....

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Too many to list, my iTunes is too big with over 10200 songs now! Just to list a few awesome bands and old time faves- Jamiroquai, Madonna, The Mars Volta/ At The Drive-In, The Smiths/ Morrissey, Ian Brown, Robbie Williams, JT, Maxwell, Lemar, Marvin Gaye, Moloko/ Roisin Murphy. Haha come on we all love Take That at the mo! Basically everything other than euphoria, it's wank! Love indie clubs but will cope with the shitness of dance music if drunk enough

Movies:

Labyrinth = best film ever- David Bowie is a legend!!! Other top films are: THE MATRIX, The Usual Suspects, Scarface, Goodfellas, Collateral, The Score. Lord of the Rings is really good too and so is Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind. Erm in general... anything with gangsters innit or twists at the end or fantasy stuff, oh yeah and I love old fashioned musicals espacially with Fred Astaire and Ginger Rodgers in them!

Television:

Anything with Peter Kay in it. NEIGHBOURS! Deal or No Deal is awesome, except for Noel's shirts, get a stylist mate! Paul O'Grady! Diagnosis Murder, Dick Van Dyke woo! Coronation St. Most Haunted. Channel 4 is a pretty good channel all round to be honest. Sex and the City, Peep Show, Scrubs, Green Wing, Futurama, The Simpsons etc etc. OoOo don't forget The Tribe- fookin legendary programme. Poirot is ace. C'mon admit it, everyone loves Kenan and Kel 'Who loooves orange soda?' JEM = truely outrageous! Hmm perhaps I should stop watching children's programmes and shitty soaps... nah.

Books:

Harry Potter and books about conspiracy theories are good! I love reading horoscopes and astrology type things, i think they're really facinating even if they end up being total bullshit. Reading stuff about space and the universe is mind blowing which is rather interesting!

Heroes:


I guess there are a few famous people (usually musicians) I have periods of obsession with, but nothing of the stalker variety! I think their work is very admirable and I take great pleasure in listening to it! (oOoO get me with the formality!)Blah, I put pix of them up already so I'm not mentioning them again.
On a serious note, (seeing as most of this profile is total random bollocks) my family, my friends and my perfect guy are all equally uber important to me. You know who you are people, love y'all loooooads! :) errr yeah thats all...Yakshimash!

My Blog

the advantage of hindsight

piss! i wrote a blog.... then closed the window. duh! not wrote one for a while so thought i'd waste some time and continue my massive stint of doing sod all uni work. you know, if i were to choose an...
Posted by Super Hanz on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

"politcians are prostitutes"

yes words of wisdom from my love! and it isn't meant in a literal way, but metaphorically- and it's the best thing i've heard all year! it's so true! yeh, not done a blog for a while so i thought...
Posted by Super Hanz on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:25:00 PST

Stuff and nonsense

Since i deleted the other crappy blogs an age ago i thought i might start again... despite people bearly reading them, the drawback of this is it tempts me to post on it when i'm drunk which is n...
Posted by Super Hanz on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST