If I were a genie I wouldn't serve Larry Hagman that's for damn sure lol!
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Asia with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. At weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. Using only a pipe and a glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I manage time efficiently. I have also performed open-heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I have performed several covert operations for MI5. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a deckchair. Whilst on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me....
Too many to list, my iTunes is too big with over 10200 songs now! Just to list a few awesome bands and old time faves- Jamiroquai, Madonna, The Mars Volta/ At The Drive-In, The Smiths/ Morrissey, Ian Brown, Robbie Williams, JT, Maxwell, Lemar, Marvin Gaye, Moloko/ Roisin Murphy. Haha come on we all love Take That at the mo! Basically everything other than euphoria, it's wank! Love indie clubs but will cope with the shitness of dance music if drunk enough
Labyrinth = best film ever- David Bowie is a legend!!! Other top films are: THE MATRIX, The Usual Suspects, Scarface, Goodfellas, Collateral, The Score. Lord of the Rings is really good too and so is Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind. Erm in general... anything with gangsters innit or twists at the end or fantasy stuff, oh yeah and I love old fashioned musicals espacially with Fred Astaire and Ginger Rodgers in them!
Anything with Peter Kay in it. NEIGHBOURS! Deal or No Deal is awesome, except for Noel's shirts, get a stylist mate! Paul O'Grady! Diagnosis Murder, Dick Van Dyke woo! Coronation St. Most Haunted. Channel 4 is a pretty good channel all round to be honest. Sex and the City, Peep Show, Scrubs, Green Wing, Futurama, The Simpsons etc etc. OoOo don't forget The Tribe- fookin legendary programme. Poirot is ace. C'mon admit it, everyone loves Kenan and Kel 'Who loooves orange soda?' JEM = truely outrageous! Hmm perhaps I should stop watching children's programmes and shitty soaps... nah.
Harry Potter and books about conspiracy theories are good! I love reading horoscopes and astrology type things, i think they're really facinating even if they end up being total bullshit. Reading stuff about space and the universe is mind blowing which is rather interesting!
I guess there are a few famous people (usually musicians) I have periods of obsession with, but nothing of the stalker variety! I think their work is very admirable and I take great pleasure in listening to it! (oOoO get me with the formality!)Blah, I put pix of them up already so I'm not mentioning them again.
On a serious note, (seeing as most of this profile is total random bollocks) my family, my friends and my perfect guy are all equally uber important to me. You know who you are people, love y'all loooooads! :) errr yeah thats all...Yakshimash!