Greg

You guys wanted some new stuff to read…..here you go. *I don’t know what stranger, the fact that I’ll be 30 soon, or that fact that, that means absolutely nothing to me. *Speaking of growing up, I find it both comforting and disturbing to know that at a certain point you notice that all the grown up’s you looked up to and patterned yourself after were merely winging it like you are now. *I have only now become comfortable in my own skin *I have tiny earlobes and a big head *kids love me, though I hope it’s for things other than the previous statement… *I’m left handed, which is a fact that everyone learns, and then forgets, only to discover it again. *I smoke more than I should *I sleep less than I want *I’m overly analytical, but it’s given me great perspective *I hate chain emails *My family is AMAZING *When I have the time, I secretly love doing myspace surveys *Most people would call me jovial, fun, caring, and kind, but secretly I’m one moody bastard *I can proudly say I’m a founding member of Team Awesome USA, The Gluttony Club, West Coast/East Coast Mew Thugs, AND The City Bar Gentleman’s Club *My dream jobs include: Storyteller, Cartoon Voiceover Actor, National Geographic Photographer, Chef, Circus Ringleader, Professional Break-dancer, and Movie Trailer Editor just to name a few (and there are many). *Though it took me a long time, I now love the silence that two people share when they’re just comfortable being around each other *I was on a TV show, but hate talking about it in conversation *I like vodka tonics, dark and stormy’s, and if you’re buying, Johnnie Black and Ginger *I prefer tea over coffee *I’m addicted to the “What I’ve Learned” section of “Esquire” magazine *In the eternal battle between Ninjas and Pirates, the Ninja ALWAYS wins. *I’m not a big sports guy, but I’ll cut you if you talk about the New York Knicks *I have a horrible habit of saying what’s really on my mind at the times when I probably shouldn’t, and keeping to myself when I should be speaking up. *I was born in New York, and that’s where I’ll be when I die *I wish I read more *I hate giving advice though I’m always asked to. Most people don’t want your insight, they want you to validate the decision they’re too afraid accept on their own *I long for more snowball fights during conference calls *I have a Zombie escape plan (you should too you know), and I know who I’m taking with me. Are you one of them? *Aside from one in particular, I generally prefer cats over dogs *I laugh at people in traffic that get all bent outta shape for not being able to move 6ft as fast as they want *I miss the ocean *I miss my dad *I often find myself narrating life in the voice of the movie trailer guy. *I am obsessed with useless information and trivia. Example: Sharks prefer the taste of human flesh over fish due to the varying structures of a human's hemoglobin……(see!) *I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up. *There are few things better than naps and movies on rainy Saturdays *My heart breaks a little every time I log on here and don’t get the glowing red font of joy and affirmation *I don’t have a Sonny-do list, and I can honestly say that meth is NOT killing my family (tell me you’ve seen the commercial!) *I think that in the 9th level of hell you will find Satan sitting in ice (Dante, look it up), with Tamara Birch to his left, and Donna to his right (RIP Wolfman) *As a mark of my indecisiveness, I am more apt to give you lists than favorites (THANK YOU EARL) *I know WAY too much about cartoons *I love movies, and music to an obsessive point. *Having typed that, I hate people that talk about “loving” things like music, and movies, and laughing, and having fun. Who doesn’t love those things? From now on I want to see people post things like, “I hate fucking laughs”, or “Movies make my herpes flair up so I hate em” *Oh yeah, Go dogs.... *I wish I sang in real life like I do alone in my car *I generally hate reality TV *I’m a firm believer that Jenny Delk is the best bartender in Athens, Georgia. If she gives you a drink, tip well, or you’ll deal with me…. *Though we are scattered like lions in Voltron, my friends are the shit. *I gravitate toward people who all have an amazing grasp of the English language. I, unfortunately, have the grammer and spelling comprehension of a retarded zombie. This makes written correspondence VERY tricky. *That being said, I wish I wrote more. *I want to be in love again *I wish someone could make a law forbidding movie previews that show clips of things that happen during the second half of the film *I wish I could play the piano *I think bacon and cheese are the greatest 2 foods on the planet. I like to think they date. I hope they have kids one day, cause those bastards would be DELICIOUS!! *…. to answer your question ladies…… boxer brief’s most of the time. **Note to said editors and Englishman: I deliberately misused an apostrophe during the writing of this. Can you spot it? Alright I know I've written a lot here, but to know me is to understand why these had to be posted: Get this FREE MySpace layout and more at MySpaceOrYours.net