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Louisa

There are nine million bicycles in Beijing...apparently this means my girlfriend loves me...A LOT.

About Me

I'm not a people person. The end. Also, if you super, for real, like TOTALLY want to be my friend...KINDLY slip me a message. You know, one that says we both know MB. She says that you are FABULOUS! Can we be friends? Or hey, I stalk your myspace page...I think you're a hoot. Can I idolize you officially now? I like those. I mean, it's just a suggestion.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are dysfunctional and bitchy just like me. I'm not interested in surrounding myself with beautiful, kind souls who have their shit together. Frankly, those people just aren't as much fun to fuck with. If you're one of those rare people that can tell the subtle difference between sarcasm and facetiousness then you'll be fine by me... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

I don't have time to watch t.v. I'm too busy knitting, playing hooky with oz to play civilization, idolizing MB's gf Sam, texting naked pictures of my cat to my gf and working to really watch the crap they call television these days. I mean, where the hell is a good old episode of the A-team or MacGuyver when you need it?

Books:

I work in a bookstore. It is ABSOLUTELY impossible for me to pick a favorite! Although most often you can find me reading boring history texts and cheesy romance novels. I know, I know, I'm a crazy lesbian. I hate Ani but LOVE cheesy romances.

Heroes:

My mom and my bestfriend who had better remember she owes me a beamer.

My Blog

Updated Heroin Sadness

So, my heroin addicted roommate has left all of her shit behind. The sad part of this whole saga is that our landlord informed us today that we have 30 days to vacate our apartment. I've lived here fo...
Posted by Louisa on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:15:00 PST

My roommate is a junky...no...REALLY

I tend to lose things. Ok, a LOT of things. So when I "misplaced" my phone on Monday I thought it was me...for THREE fucking hours I looked for that damn thing. Then when Nina got home and we spend an...
Posted by Louisa on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:05:00 PST

Rachel Macdonald

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life after reading this HORRID EMO poem I wrote years ago about an ex of mine. I am sure she will find this EXTREMELY amusing.   I can still ...
Posted by Louisa on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

Fuck you and THE free ride you rode in on.

Dear Donna Pagnucco,      There is a tale that was told to you a some time ago. This tale you think to be true has hidden doors that have remain...
Posted by Louisa on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:34:00 PST

Previously on 02148

I posted a blog entitled A piece I wrote. This is a piece I posted on an adult website after reading this poor man's plea for help on female oral sex. If he had listening to the other people posting o...
Posted by Louisa on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:00:00 PST

It's the SAME old shit just a different day.

Seriously, This is a blog I posted back in February and suddenly it makes even MORE sense to me now than it did then. If you've already read it I apologize.   Girls scare me. Flat out, intimida...
Posted by Louisa on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:01:00 PST

WOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOO

Seriously, after painstakingly pouring through craigslist ad after craigslist ad and having 45 katrillion people tell us that Malden is just toooooo far out for their lazy commuting asses we have FINA...
Posted by Louisa on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:24:00 PST

Ugh...seeking sane, adult, pays your bills on time roomie

Hey there folks, We are looking for a new roommate for September. If you or anyone else knows of someone looking for a place please check out the link! Looking for a roommate sucks!http://hometown.aol...
Posted by Louisa on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:11:00 PST

White Trash Weekend

Really Nina...this title is true to it's name! This weekend marks the seventh anniversary of White Trash Weekend. A weekend where a limited amount of people descend upon my poor mother's backyard...
Posted by Louisa on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:31:00 PST

Nothing here to see folks...move it along.

Have you ever done something dangerous with number 5? ANY NIGHT CAN BE DANGEROUS WITH LOUISA. According to my good friend Tara ,who has me as her number 5 friend, a night out with moi can be dangerous...
Posted by Louisa on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:03:00 PST