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zach

I probably should, but I won't.

About Me

i am an open book. my pages are empty bc i don't want you to know anything about me... but i am an open book. /// you should know that i was born at a very young age. it took me years to develop into a fully grown adult. i hold onto the hope that i may experience a mid life growth spurt. /// i just recently learned that pickles are cucumbers. i thought that when you pickled something, you put it in the juice you get from a pickle. /// i have aged well, especially considering the fact that my great grandmother gave birth to me //

My Interests

i am currently interested in new york and a band that plays there.

I'd like to meet:

my shadow. if you like my profile, you're certain to like his.

Music:

i like to start off every morning by listening to wind chimes. i don't have a breeze in my bedroom. so i always make sure to eat mexican food before i go to bed at night.

Television:

i like ugly betty bc i may be gay. i love ROME!!!! and i enjoy old episodes of CBS sunday morning - where they have that sight and sound piece at the end of every show

Books:

what books do i love... well, to start: my autobiography. it's about a great man who lead his people into victory even though his big toe was smaller than his pinky. that doesn't make sense, does it? it will after you read chapter 3. it's in this chapter that he is captured by the enemy and his leading foot (his right foot) is severed. in a cruel joke, the villains reattach the foot upside down. thus, with this reversal (of foot-une), his big toe was replaced by the smaller one. what the captures didn't realize is that with this upside down foot, he could now walk on ceilings. that's how he won the war. what war? answer: the upside down small big toe foot ceiling walk war of 1983. i also like "flowers for algernon".

Heroes:

right now, i think that the representatives that voted against the war are pretty fucking hot.