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The Carrot and Ms. Boing

That's Fuckin' Teamwork!

About Me

You have stumbled upon The Adventures of The Carrot and Ms. Boing. Just a day in the life of two simple girls living in Las Vegas. (and with too much time on their hands) Layout Created at Chasebadkids.net

My Interests

Stalking. Pretending to sleep. Penny Poker. Playing Dress-Up. Goodtimes@CasaDiablo. 666BatCounty. Stripclubs. The Princess. Where's the party at? KingKingKing?Buddy?Ocean?I got the message.. Im straight. 444 Baaaaa ... sorry .. I got my head caught in the fence. I got 9 on it. Oh and the Lobster Bisque IS too hot. FUCKIN POSERS. Pancakes.

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom and Dad...

Music:

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard HardPirates Rock   

Television:

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Heroes:

  Sigmund Freud

My Blog

bored

You Are Fun SexyYou're funny, quirky, cute, and sassy.Guys always have a great time with you, and that alone is sexy.You've got an upbeat, optimistic spirit that totally shines through.Any guy would b...
Posted by The Carrot and Ms. Boing on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:36:00 PST