Glamour Shots By Jeff

Basically, I got a job, an addictive personality but I make enough money to support my habits so everything is pretty much all good...People watching is a favorite pastime...not like a stalker but more like the person breathing heavy on the other line...just kidding i'm really just taking a tok...but then i'm not really people watching if i'm breathing heavy on the phone...please disregard i'm a moron...If I was to describe myself picture yourself walking down the street w a lotto ticket in your hand, you check to see if you win and it turns out you win the jackpot (yaaaaaay!)...so as a new millionaire you walk down the street thinking of all the new things you're going to buy and who you're going to tell but in your daydream you fail to see the bus coming down the street. The bus strikes you dead and knocks the lotto ticket from your hand (boooooo!)..... I can pretty much be the hi and the low of your day...