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About Me

I'm a grade 'A' badass fun coordinator. If the morale in your department is down, Leeroy will fix it. I'm also in the process of producing a DVD and book about my travels across the United States called "Leeroy's Coast to Coast Stripper Tour". Also I'm working on a book of photography, whereas I take pictures of certain vending machines that are only found in shady truck stop bathrooms. It's quite breathtaking...Also, I specialize in coaching special teams in football.

My Interests

Football, Football, Beer, Football, and meeting new people. By new people I mean strippers. The Brotherhood of the Dah! Leeroy's Coast to Coast Stripper Tour. Recruiting for my recruiting street team, Leeroy's Ladies.

I'd like to meet:

Three words. Dennis F'ing Haskins.

Music:

T-Pain, Halifax, Evanescence, Aerosmith, Nine Inch Nails, Weezer, R. Kelly (Kind of my hero), Usher, Poison, Warrent, Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, and the soothing voice of Bob Barry Sr.

Movies:

Any Given Sunday, Friday Night Lights, Necessary Roughness, Varsity Blues, The Replacements, Striptease (Reynolds Style), Showgirls (or anything featuring that tall, feminist chick from the original Saved by the Bell like Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style, Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas), Bangin' Your Neighbor 6, Bang Bros, and Debbie Does Dallas.

Television:

ESPN College Gameday, Sportscenter, Friday Night Lights, Saved by the Bell, The Office, and The Rachel Ray Show. Don't judge me........

Books:

Lindy's College Football Preview, The Voice of the Night (Chapter 7), Striptease (The Novelization), Slaughterhouse Five, Live Nude Girls: The Top 100 Strip Clubs in North America (for work), Penthouse Letters Volume 11 and 23

Heroes:

Dennis F'ing Haskins, Bob Stoops, Mikey Stoops, Barry Switzer, Hugh Hefner, and Bob Sagat.