ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED]

About Me

Please Read:
I AM GROUNDED.
[among other things]
MEANING -
1. If you call me, I won't answer.
And that's because I
no longer have a cell phone.
2. If you comment me, I'll try to reply
but probably won't be able to.
3. If you send me a message,
I'll try to reply.
4. I am not guaranteeing my reply
on anything
If I don't reply to you, don't get mad at me? And if that makes you mad...then don't talk to me? I don't need anymore mail stating the obvious. kthx.
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all i can do
is close my eyes
and cross my heart
and hope to die
cause i cant fucking stand it
when you're around.
i'm ashley.[ash-uhh-ley]
and i make a lot of mistakes.
it's a personal problem.
so like omg i'm ashley and i totally love having people i don't even know tell me i'm pretty and talk about how they love my hair and my makeup. i like...totally only think about myself like...all the time. i don't care about anyone except myself and if you talk to me, all i will talk about is myself cause i'm so self centered like that. i like...neveer listen to anyone's problems and every time i do something wrong i want everyone to pity me because i'm a princess and i need attention.
FUCK YOU JOSHUA MICHAEL HIGGINS.
I'm not the self-centered egotistical bitch you try to make me out to be.
lets fall in love

My Interests

ooh_thats_soo_grind: Psht.
ooh_thats_soo_grind: It must suck when you get your period
ooh_thats_soo_grind: cause your vagina is all stretched out and stuff
ooh_thats_soo_grind: and you have to you the extra super plus tampons, huh
sharpshooter0418_69: dude my tampons are like logs
sharpshooter0418_69: they are HUGE

I'd like to meet:

Heroes:

kyliee rae harden; my little sister for life amber michelle rollins; my baby sister. RIP.

My Blog

19.

I refuse to let myself cry over you and all the things you've never done for me. I refuse to let myself cry over you and all the lies you've told me. For so long I thought I was safe in your arms, nev...
Posted by ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED] on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:42:00 PST

18

The tables were never turnedThe finger was always pointed at meBut this time that's going to changeBecause I loved you and you hurt meThis time, there's nothing for you to saythere's no excusesThis ti...
Posted by ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED] on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:29:00 PST

i hate this. =]

I guess that I have officially decided that life sucks and there's nothing you can do about it. People lie to your fucking face all the time and there's nothing that you can do about it. Except deal w...
Posted by ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED] on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

17?

I've tried a thousand times, but these thoughts just won't go away. I'm constricted to the same routine of one day hoping to escape from the deathgrip you're hold on my heart; but some things never ch...
Posted by ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED] on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:28:00 PST

16, I think.

Tearing me up. You're going to be the death of me. You're the one who torments my soul and leaves me alone to whiter. You break me and bury me. I just want to get your fucking voice out of my head. I'...
Posted by ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED] on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

Judgement Day, 2011-2023?

Okay, okay. So, thanks to Hawky (you ass), I have been sitting here on my ass all day hoping to find the answer to why so many people think Judgement Day is in about 5 years. I'm skeptical when it com...
Posted by ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED] on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:24:00 PST

More stupid shit.

Plug 'Em Up Difficulty level: -1 Get a lot of ten-ton epoxy to seal any and all body openings. Wait a while. Explode. This method contributed by Scott Disanno A Pun Death Difficulty level: 3 Take five...
Posted by ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED] on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:12:00 PST

Meat Grinder

DO NOT FUCKING ATTEMPT. Meat Grinder Difficulty level: 11 Find a sausage making company that has a giant meat grinder. Set up a hidden video camera to tape your death. Leave a will with explicit inst...
Posted by ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED] on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:07:00 PST

Death by Hairball. Haha.

DO NOT ATTEMPT. Death by Hairball Difficulty level: 3 Get a cat or a dog and brush it every day. Save the hair until you have a giant hairball. Plug up your nose then shove the hairball into your mou...
Posted by ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED] on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:04:00 PST

15

I used to say"What would I do without you"And I found myself Coming uncomfortably closeTo the edge.And looking down.My stomach churning.And feeling as if I'm going to lose my balance.Already,I had fou...
Posted by ashley [dances on fi-ya] [GROUNDED] on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:45:00 PST