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Higgins

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too

About Me

You Know!!

My Interests

i love to work, work work work, especially for an employer.

I'd like to meet:

Homer Simpson

Music:

All kinds, except for 95% of what they play on Kelowna radio

Movies:

how about dinner and a movie? and by dinner i mean sex and by movie i mean video tape it.

Television:

The Simpsons

Books:

Charles Bukowski, Dan Brown, Stephen King, Martin Handford.

Heroes:

Homer Simpson, Tyler Durden, Staler and Waldorf.

My Blog

Warning letter to Paul Taylor, CEO of ICBC

A warning leter to Paul Taylor, CEO of ICBC.Why are we sending you this letter? because we are concerned about how you run an insurance corporation monopoly. You have pissed off multiple drivers and c...
Posted by Higgins on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:00:00 PST

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?October 2002Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew...
Posted by Higgins on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:32:00 PST

new swear word..

a new swear word for dudes that like other dudes a little too much but don't want to admit it....fatherfucker. as in "fuck you you fuckin fatherfucker!!"
Posted by Higgins on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:16:00 PST

aarons veto powers

so anyway we were all goin out for dinner the other night and we all wanted to go to hectors casa for some mexican food except for aaron. lemme add that he was really hung over and a little bit horny ...
Posted by Higgins on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

I rest my case.

So I heard on the radio that on Saturday night an 18 year old dude shot another dude in the head at a house party. The one young man is in a coma and the other is in jail. I don't know about you, but ...
Posted by Higgins on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:53:00 PST

salami/sausage parties

i am sure that everyone knows that i hate salami parties. In Kelowna right now there is a construction boom, which means that there is a shit load of trades dudes. I do not have an issue with any trad...
Posted by Higgins on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:54:00 PST

me and my friend

Then me and my friend were about to press it, But the man said not to press it. But we pressed it anyway!! And we ran and hid in the giant Tire Oh yeah, and my other friend was already there!!
Posted by Higgins on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

war

The war in Iraq is like a day at the beach, except for the sharks running around on the sand shooting at you and yelling in a fish language you don't understand.
Posted by Higgins on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:46:00 PST

yo yo hey

ya take the good, ya take the bad, ya take 'em both now wadda ya have, the facts of life, the facts of life!!
Posted by Higgins on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:28:00 PST