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Hey, my name's Laura. I'm a student at Queen's University in Kingston, Ontario, Canada, in Language & Linguistics. I speak English (no kid eh?), French, Spanish, and have taken courses in Japanese, Latin, German, and Italian. The language I'd love to learn most is Serbian, so I can finally talk to my grandma.You Know You're a Serb When....
Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs.Your family owns a coffee grinder..and a nut grinderYou have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last nameDuck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver.Baba chased you around the house with Kamilica to drink and Vicks toshove up your nose when you had a cold.Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any AmerikanacYou get a C in history, but can recite every Serbian king, in order, from Czar DusanAt your wedding you know only about a third of the people there.All weddings have the same cuisine "supa, sarma, Pecenje".A Serb girl tries to look 23 but she's actually 15.At least one of your friends name is "Dragan".You don't actually attend University, just hang out there and play "tablic".Your father expects you to study or "hit da books" every waking hour that he's home, and he expects nothing less than an "A".A cold shiver runs down your spine when your mom threatens by using the word "tata" in a sentence.Your Deda cuts the grass with knee high black socks and slippers.You work out six days a week, but somehow you dad whoops your ass in like five seconds after he comes home from a thirteen hour day from the bakery / factory / food business.You own a leather jacket.You have three pairs of black shoes.You drive a nicer car than your parents.There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and Cabbage in your garage.You hear birds chirping and see the sun rise every time you come home from the bar.Your mother still makes your bed.Every car your family owns has chrome wheels.Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.You wear a DKNY t-shirt when you work out.You have all brand new appliances in your kitchen but your mom cooks in the basement with the stove from your old house.You are prohibited from speaking English in you own home.Your parents can't pronounce "Thursday".Your mum makes her own bread and slices it with a BIG kitchen knife to a thickness of 2 inches per slice.You have the biggest sandwiches at school, always consisting of "prsut or salami".Your dad wears dress socks with tennis shoes.Your parents have gone on vacation ONCE and it was to Yugo.Your walls are crowded with icons of saintsYour church has a fully loaded barIf you are a girl and not married by the age of 20 you are an old maidYour mother insists that you must eat something with "kasika" at least several times a weekYou base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cupYou eat canned peppers and ajvar with every mealYou have a Kosovka Devojka goblen hanging on your wallYou have a pair of wool slippers that your baba knitThere's a slab of fat in your fridge called "slanina"Rakija is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotionYou celebrate Christmas and Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone elseThe head of a pig with an apple in its mouth is looked upon as a delicacyYou had/have a pet named Mishko.You're an adult and still recieve Easter chocolateYou are told that you'll grow a tail if you drink coffee at a young ageEveryone is sure that you're Italian or GreekYour parents still prefer to buy cassettes instead of CDs.You are 6'5" 250# and your parents think you are too skinny.Your mom gloats about how good Serbian food is but serves Turkish coffee for all her friendsYour friends' parents talk to you like they're YOUR PARENTS too.Your parents order "Pepsi, no ice"Your mom can bake a without sugar, chocolate, flour and oil, and she calls it "the embargo "You refer to John Travolta as "Jontra"Reunions are not complete without dissension and the airing of grievances.You are adored the first 10 years of your life, then treated like a complete idiot until you get married.You're proud to be Serbian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Serbian friends!
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More cool things for your blog at Blogthings Hmmmm ya think they just chose these to boost my ego?! (I took it out, but it also said I looked a lot like John Cusack...... though he's got a pretty face, I'm not sure I feel comfortable looking like him!) Look at this though. Technically through me, Beyoncé and Amanda Peet look alike..... and I don't care how much you try, that just ain't happenin. lol